Suzanne Klapp

ELON MUSK: “The stock market is a very strange thing. It's kind of like Warren Buffett's sort of analogy, is the stock market's like having someone stand at the edge of your house and yell prices to buy or sell your house every day. And sometimes they take their meds and sometimes they don't. So sometimes the person yelling the price of your house is having a good day and sometimes it's having a bad day. But it's still the same house. You're like, it's literally still the same house. So Tesla stock goes up and it goes down, but actually it's still the same company. It's just people's perception of the future. I guess it's just very emotional.”

Have you ever noticed we live in a country where a 95-year-old man can walk into a mud pit in Chicago, call his band The Fuckers, and start reciting “Enter Sandman” like he’s giving a TED Talk from the afterlife? William Shatner. Ninety-five. Riot Fest. Douglass Park. Thirty-five minutes. Spoken-word heavy metal. In the mud. With people cheering like this is normal. It is not normal. It is magnificent. He did “Crazy Train.” He did “Ace of Spades.” He did Metallica. Not sang them. Talked them. Like Captain Kirk got trapped in a guitar amp and decided to negotiate with Satan instead of the Klingons. Behind him: actual musicians. Marcus Nand. Phil Soussan. Grown men who have paid rent with real notes while a nonagenarian stands there going, “What the F is heavy metal?” and somehow makes it a question worth answering. Brian May is on the record. Tony Iommi is on the record. The album is called *What the F Is Heavy Metal?* which is the most honest title in music since someone first admitted most of it is just louder complaining. The crowd ate it up. Of course they did. We will watch a man old enough to remember radio as furniture stand in wet dirt and dare death to tap him on the shoulder. Death probably took one look, said “I’m not dealing with this today,” and went to find someone easier. You’re never too old to live out your dreams. That’s the line they always use. The real line is: most people quit the second it gets embarrassing. Shatner waited until embarrassing became the whole act, then sold tickets. Follow @wickedsmaahht before the rest of the timeline figures it out. #WilliamShatner #RiotFest #WhatTheFIsHeavyMetal #NeverTooOld #SpokenWordMetal #LiveLongAndGetLouder #CaptainKirkHasEnteredTheChat

Dear Elon, You have More money then sense! Do good with what God has given you or else He will take it all away! The Bible says, “The Lord Gives and The Lord Taketg away!” It’s also says, “ The Lord blesses and increases wealth and adds no sorrow to it!”

Modernity has become too concerned with physical appearance, and less focused on the contents of the mind. I’m part of the problem. Over the last 30 years, I spent 10x the time at the gym than I did reading books.

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

Tesla stock hit a high of $498.83 on December 22, 2025. Today it’s hovering around $400, down about 20%. A lot of retail investors are feeling that pain right now. In @teslacrazylady’s case, she’s down over -$135,000 USD in just a month and a half. But many forget, this is the price of being a long-term Tesla investor. People think this road is easy. It’s not. Not even close. People only see the wins. They don’t see the bloody days and the conviction it takes to hold when it hurts. This is the part of the journey most people can’t handle, and why most never make it. Hang in there everyone. I believe this journey will be worth it. I have zero doubt Elon has our backs. To all retail investors feeling it right now. Hwaiting!!! 👊⚡️

Optimus will be amazing for protecting and taking care of your elderly parents

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

Challenge…

Nobody knew about Johnny Carson’s political views because he thought his job was to make all Americans laugh, not preach about politics. That’s why he was the most popular late-night host ever. America desperately needs another Carson.

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.