Educated, skint, exhausted , often scouring police station bins for scraps of work early hours like an urban fox! But in the right frame of mind, funny as feck!

England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2017
Been away But Now Back! :)
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Car crash interview this morning by one of the worst Lord Chancers since Truss and Grayling!
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
So Boris won’t answer reporter’s question and is to await the outcome of an internal investigation to ascertain whether he attended his party or not…..🤔🥳🤔😂
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"Yeah, good comeback by Chelsea but did you watch Inter Milan's comeback against Atalanta in 2014. That was beautiful." And in other news Gary Neville has just tested positive as being the best commentator in the World. Thankfully he is not showing any symptoms…
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So, came out to the local for a XMAS pint with my son and appear to be caught up celebrating a successful hare coursing event with travellers! 4 pints in and haven’t put my hand in my pocket yet!!! Represented various in the past!
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