
Writer \ creative producer \ speck of dust in a vast, uncaring universe. In @mcsweeneys @tnyshouts @pointsincase @2hohohos. Creative director @8AM_Creative.
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Why is it that Tweety and the Pillsbury Doughboy's "influence bends the minds of sweet southern biddies below the Mason-Dixon"? Jake Rhodes explores this question, and its wider implications, in "My Aunt Loves the Pillsbury Doughboy. Why?"
Read it here: 8amcreative.com/8log/my-aunt…
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Why does preserving physical media matter? It’s the only way to make sure those movies and shows don’t change or disappear. Our friends and sponsor @8AM_Creative explains. Ready to help save the videos? Kick in here: bit.ly/WeLuvVideo
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👀How surreal to see our message on the iconic @paramountaustin marquee. Our Kickstarter has 419 backers! But we are going to need a lot more. Spread the word! Become a backer now if you haven’t: bit.ly/WeLuvVideo
📸 by Kevin Garner Photography
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I Luv Video is back as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization and a volunteer-run community library & film lover screening space, but they need your help. Learn more about @weluvvideoatx & contribute to the campaign to bring back Austin’s beloved video store.
kickstarter.com/projects/wel…
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Our Kickstarter begins 10/30 and we're celebrating with live comedy at the Fallout. One night of five local acts, all for a worthy cause. Pick up your tickets: lnkd.in/eVKjm9d5
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The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:
Sam Kimelman retweeted
Last night Biden said that we expect cops to be psychologists, sociologist, to do everything. And he said that's why we need to fund the police. Which is crazy because that exact sentence shows who we should be funding instead of the police.
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The We Luv Video site is live 📡
In Oct we're helping to launch the Kickstarter to build a non-profit rental facility based on the monumental library from Austin's I Luv Video. Sign up for their email list & contact us about sponsorship opportunities: weluvvideo.org
Austin deserves a world class video library 📼 We, the people, should control what we want to watch and when ✊ We're prepping for the big premiere 🍿 In the meantime, learn about our mission and sign up for our email list here: weluvvideo.org
Sam Kimelman retweeted
If I were Waldo and I was at the crucifixion of God’s only begotten son I’d probably stop the miscarriage of justice happening before my eyes instead of trying to blend in to the large crowd for my book.
Sam Kimelman retweeted
Pilot: (on intercom) Ladies and gentlemen, this plane will not be traveling to our scheduled destination of O’Hare Airport because the man in seat 17B…
*I stand up, wave*
Pilot: …just bribed me $500 to fly to beautiful Hawaii!
*entire plane cheers*
Sam Kimelman retweeted
pig fails the bechdel test but passes a new more important test i just made up where 2 food service workers talk to each other about something other than an order
Sam Kimelman retweeted
Philly cops have been towing cars from legal spaces to illegal spaces, impounded the cars from the illegal spaces, and then trying to sell the cars at auction. inquirer.com/news/towing-phi…
Sam Kimelman retweeted
"Cash is a social construct, but little green pens that say 'TD Bank' on them are real, and they’re the only things that matter to me anymore. Stepping back from banking and focusing on pen-making is the only path that makes sense."
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