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Phoenix, AZ
Joined October 2019
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This mf Brady holding the trophy like wine
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Trump After losing Mid Term
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Bijan Robinson on Kevin Stefanski’s halftime speech last week: “It was like Martin Luther King was in there.”
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You gotta shoot him in the parking lot ain't no other choice
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Peak !!!
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Kirks everywhere for those with eyes to see
quando a menina que fazia bullying com você cresce e você vira o cabeleireiro dela por vingança
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We, as a species, should be putting our greatest minds behind this effort as soon as possible
A 162-year-old bottle of Guinness has been recovered from a shipwreck, with scientists hoping DNA preserved inside the beer could help recreate the original 1864 recipe.
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My girl hearing me reconnect to the JBL charge 4 in the garage after telling me to stop drinking beers and go to bed
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Why are condoms so baggy
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If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.
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This 80s VCR edit is so fucking tuff
JORDAN WALKER DERBY DAY
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In the studio going crazy rn
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White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled
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Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin
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*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque* yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:
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Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla
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dylan harper is like that one teenager who the whole restaurant depends on to function
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one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.” here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.
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