Misplaced Geordie. Need to get home again soon. #nufc #f1 #mclaren 🏳️‍🌈 ally he/him

Joined May 2010
Mark Howie retweeted
EXCLUSIVE🚨: The Premier League is set to introduce a rule stopping fans from distracting penalty takers. This comes after a record number of missed penalties this season. The darts style rule will see fans who whistle or distract the taker be removed from the stadium and the penalty retaken. The rule will come into play in early 2027.
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Mark Howie retweeted
Newcastle United vs Hull City on September 12th will be the first annual Bring Your Pet to the Match day. Fans will be encouraged to bring their pet to SJP so it can experience the matchday atmosphere . This follows a dog being spotted in the away end at Millwall in the Carabao Cup on Wednesday evening. • One pet per fan • Hazardous pets must not be left unattended. • No feeding will be permitted inside the stadium. • Pre-approval must be given for animals larger than a horse. • All waste MUST be removed on departure.
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Hey @GoogleUK - nice touch but I think calling @CAFCWomen "Women's Super League champions" isn't 100% accurate.
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Mark Howie retweeted
Replying to @NUFC
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I wonder why the comments were turned off...
#NEWCHE – 55’ The referee’s call of no penalty to Newcastle was checked and confirmed by VAR – with the contact from Chalobah on Gordon deemed to be side-to-side in a shielding action and the ball within playing distance.
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Banish boring gift tags! I’ll be popping 12 of these self-adhesive 6”x4” Santa labels in with every webshop order up until Christmas, or you can buy them on their own for a little bit of money from my bio. Shock your granny!🌼
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Mark Howie retweeted
EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
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GET INNNNNN!!!! 🤩 Tonali's delivery is superbly headed into the net by Nick Woltemade and we lead at St. James' Park! 🙌🙌
BIG NICK WOLTEMADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bruno 🇧🇷 #UCL
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Champions League football under the lights at St. James’ Park ✨ HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌
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Responses to this are absolutely smoking! Half of the world gets the humour while the other half have the joke fly completely over their head and (unfortunately, but not unexpectedly) are quite offensive in their retorts.
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Chris Wood has 20 league goals and still can't get a callup?
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Dean Henderson deserved a medal for that. And got one about an hour later 🤣
Do you think Dean Henderson deserved a red card for this handball?
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In hospitality at Wembley for the Palace v Villa game and I think I've found the saddest Yorkshire Pudding ever. @FootyScran
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Nick Pope
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Shame it's so cloudy
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
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Mark Howie retweeted
Great to see these shirts donated by @StanboroughS with a new team in #zimbabwe @whtimes #hatfield
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Petition to ban queueing up in pubs.
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