@skanks17

combat veteran of the war on Christmas

 Charlotte, NC
Joined November 2012
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god forbid men have hobbies
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10 MORE YEARS!!!!
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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3 gorillas 2 grizzly bears and I know my buddy leaves a .45 in his glove box with the serial numbers shaved off and he’s kind of an idiot so I can get in there no problem. Might pack a cooler with some cold miller lites too.
Lou
@_iamlougottiOct 21
What’s your team looking like?
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Alright I went and she was right. You were right @juliashrek it was amazing and was so much more than a basic ass grocery store. Also seeing you giddy about random buffalo brands made my heart very full 💛
skanks@skanks17Oct 14
My girlfriend (Buffalo native) told me that if I went without her it would be “worse than cheating” and she’d “stab me in the heart.” It’s a grocery store pimp
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I fully expect our costume plans to change at least twice in here
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Forgot about this superstar. Hope he finally reached the station and it’s full of kibble
Train Dog Daily
@TrainDogDailyOct 18
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I’m afraid the junior millennials like myself are officially washed bc wtf does this mean
Pittsburgh Steelers
@steelersOct 18
Scrib dooooon
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THE 4-2 Pittsburgh Steelers
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How it feels to drink all day and then have to rally in your 30s
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There’s only one man that can save the Steelers now
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you rang?
pnorm
@randy_mossadOct 17
the MAGA core might not like this but it's clear that what they need at press secretary is the most evil gay guy they can find
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Other girls get their boyfriends to dress in cute couples costumes with them My boyfriend wants this.
skanks@skanks17Oct 17
Having trouble convincing my girlfriend that we should go as Tom and Jerry for Halloween
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I was waffled when I concocted this but I’m on to something here @juliashrek
skanks@skanks17Oct 17
Having trouble convincing my girlfriend that we should go as Tom and Jerry for Halloween
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A guy fell into our quarter machine and it was like one of those loud slowwww motion falls so I immediately texted the manager asking for the footage lmao please enjoy
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Having trouble convincing my girlfriend that we should go as Tom and Jerry for Halloween
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When Vance McDonald did this 😳 📺: #PITvsTB 10/18 at 1 PM ET on CBS
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Fly high queen. Go start a food truck in st Pete or a thrifted Etsy and move to Denver and get really into anal
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 16
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired from White House Press Secretary position. She held the job for 5 days.
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Sam Darnold and Bo Ner have turned back into pumpkins I fear
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This country has proven time and time again that they don’t give an ounce of a fuck about schoolchildren being killed so why do they think this would affect electability? Sandy Hook had literally zero affect on legislation because we are a failed state dictated solely by the $.
Ben Bartenstein@BenBartensteinOct 15
NEWS: Top Pentagon officials have expressed their intention to hold off on releasing an internal report into the attack on Shajarah Tayyebeh Elementary School in Minab, Iran until after the US midterms at the earliest. bloomberg.com/news/articles/… @business

Pentagon Intends to Hold Iran School Attack Report Past Midterms

Top Pentagon officials have expressed their intention to hold off on releasing an internal report into the attack on a school in southern Iran until after the US midterm elections at the earliest,...

bloomberg.com
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The dude who cuts my hair is the fuckin man. Wears almost exclusively Ed hardy, has slicked back golden hair, drives a hummer and is always on the brink of divorce. My appt was for 1 and we just spent 3 hours at a bar next to the salon and he’s “supposedly” about to give me a cut
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Very good chance he fucks my shit up and we go slam Guinnesses for the next several hours (Julia is out of town for the night I’m free to get frosty with my 44 year old sexually ambiguous barber while he complains about his bitch ex wife)
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