Dad, not single. I say Fuck often. #BlackLivesMatter #GirlDad #SeeRed https://nitter.cf/t.co/ZlzArAoQfT

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So I have a personal issue that I’ve alluded to on here. It’s related to my kid and it makes me real uncomfortable to share this but it’s not about me, it’s about her. #FUCKCANCER gofundme.com/f/natalyas-canc…
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Rodgers is not an NFL starting QB anymore
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I’m Lebron James size
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Best Kurt Russell movie, but it can't be The Thing, Escape from New York, or Hateful Eight.
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Tyreek ain’t going to GB. He’s going back to Kansas City.
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Thank you to the many men on this app who AREN'T rape apologists. 💖
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I’m gonna walk around rocking my Sox hat and watch them get swept
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Had someone on ig say “what a waste” about me liking women and while this specific post isn’t serious and Ava and I aren’t dating, I am bisexual and love women and don’t care how that makes you feel! Guy who said it is also busted so like
happy birthday to my girlfriend and soulmate and best friend!!! there are no words for how much I love you
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I try to focus on my friends who are Sox fans and who were happy for my in 2016. There are annoying asshats in every fan base. Of all the teams to be focusing on right now, the scone are a waste of their time and energy. But haters gonna hate. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Folks making it hard to root for the Sox
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Folks making it hard to root for the Sox
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Tyreek Hill is rostered on more fantasy teams than dudes who are currently rostered on real NFL teams.
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
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Jay retweeted
I don’t care what she was wearing. I don’t care if she was drunk. I don’t care if she was alone. Stop blaming victims and start holding the perpetrators accountable. Only rapists cause rapes.
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If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story. That's the difference.
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Probably cancel my NBA league pass subscription tbh
WHITE PEOPLE ONLY: You wake up tomorrow and it’s only white people left. No black people. What do you do first?
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I might fuck up my sleep schedule for you
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The #Cubs won the World Series in 2016. Since the 2017 NLCS, they’ve played 18 postseason games. They’ve scored more than 3 runs TWICE. They’ve scored 1 run or fewer TEN times. 32 total runs in 18 games. That’s 1.78 runs per game. October baseball requires offense. The Cubs keep forgetting to bring theirs.
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Sox fans dunking on the Cubs is weird ass behavior. It’s like you’re a perpetual little brother….
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After talking with a Sox fan on the phone, I retract my congratulations. – at Schererville, IN
Congrats, White Sox fans. Happy for you. Bear Down.
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Talking to the dude changing the car oil and right when I was deep in eye contact “Feel Like Making Love” came on. Kinda awkward
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The Sox didn’t beat the Cubs
I’ll take the team that moved on to the divisional round.🤝🏾
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