* 𝓼𝘰͟𝘱͟𝘩͟𝘪͟𝘦.ᐟ

📲 ; shauna. — i owe you one.

📲 ; shauna. [ five minutes later ] — fml. molars are cutting.

📲 ; shauna. — thank you. lucy’s been screaming for an hour. i’m losing it.

📲 ; shauna. — [ address attached. ] — ian should have his key, so you can just drop him off.

📲 ; shauna. — the kids went to some spring break party one of their classmates is throwing. hannah drank the punch.

📲 ; @pastbutchered — hey, i need you to go get the kids. — lucy’s having a meltdown, ethan’s at work and ian just called me and said hannah got drunk on accident and won’t stop crying.

just . . having a weird day.

i would sure hope so.

sure, shauna.

you don’t do jokes.

just my face.

hey 🤨

🤨

probably shouldn’t be in a car right now, anyway.

probably not, but it’s the truth.

just ask her. she can get over herself for five minutes.

i know, kiddo.

maybe they’re fighting or something and he’s trying to get on her good side.

gotta keep track of that kinda stuff. and you know jeff always sides with shauna.

clearly, so do you or they wouldn’t have found out.