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Stuart Robinson

@sirworks

Comedy writer / performer / voice over. Will work for money. #comedy #fanz

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Joined January 2012
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“Sex is not the same as gender.” But it’s not your gender that gives you the physique to tower over woman athletes & break their swimming records. It’s your sex. It’s not your undressed gender that upsets women in changing rooms. It’s your sex. You can’t eat your cake & have it.
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The Left is in a spiral over Elon Musk deeming "cis" a suspendable slur We warned you that if you started this war on language, banning words because they're "hateful", you would have a rude awakening when someone who is not part of your ideological cult has the power to ban words. Your efforts to corrupt thought through language have set this precedent. Seeth.
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A reminder that the things we were promised in 2016 were all lies.
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The really clever thing about us 'Remainers', is that we've managed to block all these Brexit opportunities even though the Brexiters have managed to keep them all a complete secret from us...!
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Sam Bright@WritesBright2 Jan 2023
Here’s the video in which Vote Leave promised shorter A&E waiting times once we left the EU. Now, six and a half years after the referendum, the number of people waiting for more than four hours in A&E is the highest on record.
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idontdoscifi@idontdoscifi6 Jan 2023
1 day to go! Our new podcast sees co-hosts @min3rvas & @selsi_john, plus special guest @gazhack of @FuturesVery showing #StarCops to non-#scifi fan, Dani for the first time. Tune in Midnight/7th January.
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So Chris Eccleston was a guest on Would I Lie To You last Friday. This is a BBC program 😮. I wonder if that means he’s now working with beeb again? And if so, does that imply we may be getting 9th Dr appearance on #DoctorWho later this yr?
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I knew it!
Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) profile pictureMark Steel@mrmarksteel8 Dec 2020
It's started already. A 93-year-old woman just came straight from the hospital to tell me I must assassinate David Icke. She also tried to sell me a Microsoft Office package for £79.99
Pfizer given protection from legal action by UK government - CityAM. Wonder why they need that? flip.it/rovbiu
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Stevie Martin@5tevieM29 Nov 2020
when you need to confirm you're not a robot
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Heh
Oobah Butler (@Oobahs) profile pictureOobah Butler@Oobahs25 Nov 2020
Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn't wearing one & was angry about mine. 'I like the anonymity,' I said. ‘We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don't wanna be watched’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied
Clearly. They won. We lost. It’s about time we got over it and welcomed the new golden age. How could we have been so short sighted?
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Heh
Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) profile picturePaul Eggleston@pauleggleston15 Nov 2020
The problem with connecting my toaster to the Internet is all the annoying pop-up notifications.
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Yep.
Dr Simon Ashworth (@DrSimonAshworth) profile pictureDr Simon Ashworth
@DrSimonAshworth24 Oct 2020
I challenge you to find a better speech on social media…

Sascha Baron Cohen Slams Social Media Giants

Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies

Yes that would be sensible. Which unfortunately means it won’t happen.
Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) profile pictureMarcus Chown@marcuschown14 Nov 2020
The most sensible thing Johnson could do now is go on TV and say he is calling a halt to Brexit because, in the middle of winter, in the middle of a pandemic and without an EU deal, this is not the right time.
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Mr. Bowlestrek@bowlestrek20 Oct 2020
About as accurate as you get.... Fuck Twitter!
TwizzFizz (@Twizz_Fizz) profile pictureTwizzFizz@Twizz_Fizz19 Oct 2020
Trying to appease woke twitter
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One for you @dmwilson73 🤓?
William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) profile pictureWilliam Shatner
@WilliamShatner2 Oct 2020
My Blues Album is released today! 🙌🏻 You can order it from Amazon now on CD: amzn.to/3lgbEpb  or on Vinyl: amzn.to/3lkk9j0     For those in the UK - CD: amzn.to/33VKe09 and on Vinyl here: amzn.to/3kRPbOx
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Day three of a 10pm curfew: people in Liverpool have gone to the off license to pick up more drinks and continue to party in the street.
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Hasan Patel@CorbynistaTeen26 Sep 2020
Hidden under all the headlines of anti-lockdown protests today, the Tories have removed ear-wax syringing from the NHS and a private pharmaceutical NHS supplier has raised the price of Lithium tablets from £3 to £87 a packet for people with bipolar. The NHS is being privatised.
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Hi - sorry, personal plea for help. Twitter doesn’t afford much space for explanations but please click the link to read more about Lindsay’s condition. #cancer #cancerawareness gofundme.com/f/efxy3n-save-l…
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