Houston, we have a proposal. We learned that astronaut taste buds get dulled in space because of — that's right— microgravity.  Here's what we believe: Sir Kensington’s can deliver that otherworldly flavor that astronauts seek. That’s why we’re on a mission to #BringTasteToSpace

The sign of maturity is realizing you now have a preference for only keeping avocado oil mayonnaise on hand 🫠

You know who should start drinking Garlic Everything Sauce on their salads? Read that first word again 😉

Be honest. Which person are you at the holiday party?

Past! Add our Chipotle Mayo to your Mac N Cheese this year if you want to be your parents’ favorite instagram.com/p/CzMys8lv9Jg/…

Us: On October 3rd people asked us what day it was. Also us: It’s October 3rd.

Serious question, do you put your mayo on one or both slabs of the sandwich? Asking for a friend.

Do yourself a favor and follow us on Instagram (@sirkensingtons) We’re way funnier over there.

Our fans say our Special Sauce tastes like a certain fast food chain burger sauce 😏. Do with that information what you will.

📢 We interrupt your regularly scheduled meal for a saucy PSA! @SirKensingtons Everything Garlic Sauce has been proven to make you do a little dance when you try it on pizza 💃 Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable foodgasms and an insatiable craving for seconds! 🍕

📢 We interrupt your regularly scheduled meal for a saucy PSA! Our Everything Garlic Sauce has been scientifically proven to make you do a little dance when you try it on pizza 💃Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable foodgasms and an insatiable craving for seconds! 🍕

Welp, our work schedule is filled for the day.

Newsflash: blandness is canceled! Instead, put a party in your mouth with a drizzle of chipotle mayo on your next taco threesome. We promise to make you the hero of your next meal.

PLEASE! Daddy dearest, you and your...choice of words are always so memorable. What does your pops, unc or father of your life call a 🍔? And have you, too, inherited their Dad-isms? Tell us in the comments, please and thank you.

🔥Fire up the grill and unleash the smoky goodness of @SirKensingtons Chipotle Mayo! Next time you PTO (prepare the others) for grilling season, the bold flavors of chipotle peppers and creamy mayo will elevate your next BBQ dish

Thoughts we didn’t put at the forefront of our mind until this weekend:

When assembling your BBQ dishes, which Sir Kensington’s condiment do you reach for first? Let’s discuss!