Sometimes I’m soft, sometimes I’m sharp, but I’m always real.

Once in while., my mum calls in the evening to ask if I've eaten. I've learnt there's no correct answer. "Yes" means "what did you eat?" and "no" means a 20 minute sermon.

They take our coin to make their gold, and see us beggars grow cold. 😔

Just a reminder, nobody is coming to save you.

My mum still thinks "working in software" means I fix phones. Honestly, some days I wish it did.

Traffic on Waiyaki from Westlands and the standup already started without me. Remote day next time.

This uber driver just called me "boss" like I own the road.

Wrote a clean function before lunch. Nairobi traffic undid the peace on the way home.

Got paid 1.670m this month. Thought its a rounding error. 🥲🥲. Oct has started well.

That moment when the matatu guy says "tunaenda" and you're already late for standup.

Yes, its just 4 sessions and already tired clicking through. Please add "Logout All" action here. @WhatsApp

And you still rejecting affordable housing?

Embrace boredom

Rich: you have money you can see and spend. Wealthy: you have money you you don't see, so you can't spend it.

Those guys who laugh their heads off, do their heads get detached off the body?

If you're over 25 and still renting, you've made bad life choices. There's no other way to say it.

Why would a whole lecture assign 'homework' on weekends. Such people should lose their license. I said what I said.

What can you gift someone that does not cost more than Ksh 100?

They said we’ll leave early today. It’s 9:47. The guard already locked the small gate.