Disclaimer: I only tweet when I'm drunk or high. This Vancouverite enjoys overpriced drinks, horrible drivers, recreational drugs, bad decisions & loving life.

Vancouver
Joined July 2010
Join us at Hot Sauce: Art at the Alexander | 6pm-2am at the @AlexGastown | RSVP & details: goo.gl/d84o99 #HotSauceArt
My Facebook ‘suggested friends’ are VERY different on Monday AM vs Friday PM. #FacebookAlgorithm
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Why did I just type kwyrods instead of keywords like 3 times in a row?
( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■) Thug Life
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RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Am I the only person not impressed with #Blond? 1/2 album = random talking gibberish. Other 1/2 = meh, at best. #IwantMyMoneyBack
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I stopped randomly Snapchatting because it looks like I'm catching Pokemon.
The NES is coming back to stores! Pick up the new mini NES Classic Edition on 11/11 w/ 30 included games!
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8 Rue Dr Grandjean. Google Maps Mystery Now totally blurred out. Very creepy. goo.gl/maps/NVrnGHRwBxK2
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Are you too short to get laid? Get #Ghosters - “Confidence in Every Step” pre-sale.getghosters.com/pro… #LiftInsoles
Replying to @PFGrassRoots
D'oh! Growing growing growing.... Will do! @PFGrassRoots @TheRealPotFarm #PotFarm #PFGrassRoots
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When your at kits beach you realize jersey shore never really became unpopular. #Vancouver
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