Hi, I’M PAUL.

I think I want to adopt

My new apartment won’t let me set my AC to 59 degrees and I’m feeling some type of way because I run my AC year long on this temperature my household has never felt heat

Man I never laughed so hard at some truthful shit like this

I raise you one! This water right here mannn.

I wish the casino’s would allow UNO

Oh I LOVE COTTAGE CHEESE 🤤

I’m really trying to purchase in Maryland

I’m a jack of all trades if I can learn it I will do it simple

I’m in the process of starting a Union for my job. I’m not playing.

I’ll always load the washer with three loads of clothes and ignore that mf making noises idc

Can we go HALF ON THIS SONG?! open.spotify.com/track/54Ev1…

Can we take a long car ride on the freeway doing karaoke to R&B 90’s music?

All yall do is listen to the beats it sounds good in the car/whatever speaker that u have and you’re not paying attention to the lyrics that are said which tricks the subconscious to think it’s OK so if you AGREE with the lyrics U are the PROBLEM. 💯

I gotta find my soulmate asap