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single sad spinster

@singlespinny
Joined November 2019
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O G ANUN FUCKING OBY
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not brendan@crocodilethumbs25 Aug 2020
Girls will say they like beer and guys will instantly be like “oh yeah, well what’s ur favorite coffee porter from a northern pacific micro brewery that’s only open on tuesdays??” like damn dude relax it’s just moldy bread water
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PSA: it’s nba playoff season, that is all
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Noor@noorrzainab13 Aug 2020
I legitimately feel bad for non-raptor fans like imagine waking up each morning knowing u gotta cheer the bucks. I’d pass away
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hi excuse me i’ve started going to the gym i’m gonna get HOT
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my 2020 resolution is to have some sex
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not a lot though just some
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update: have had 0 sex this year
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consistently conflicted between settling for a fwb & holding out for a bf
some guy on the tinder just informed me he was going to costco & asked if i needed anything what a FLEX
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grant@TakeForGrantd23 Dec 2019
why would i take my turtleneck off for sex. i look so good
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lol i swear to god if anyone proposes to me on christmas id say no
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Noah@_ngpenn32_11 Nov 2019
Tyler the Creator to Drake when he got boo’d off the stage
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tat@tatty_annah10 Nov 2019
YOU SAID YOU WERE NOT READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP with you
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honestly i just want someone to tell me i have a nice butt (i do not have a nice butt)
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REASONS WHY I’M SINGLE Exhibit A: ...
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