Day 256 of asking Obama to fuck me. @RealCandaceO help me out.
Im having a 1v1 with @BarackObama we having sex. Fucking one up me bruh.
Everyone over here going crazy about” Fauci lied” “no he didn’t”
I’m sitting here I lied to myself” this would be in fine in the car for 3 hours.”
Putting this up at my booth to lure yuka morii cards so I can buy them. #yukamorii
Had the best day ever. Got acid sprayed in my eyes. Had to go to ER and suction cups blasting saline in my eye for 30 min. Walked into my house. I thought it was a fart. Nope. I shit myself.
I bought a new toy for work. The cores on this protective are really poor quality. Took force to take em off. The acid I use to make sure they don’t melt together. But bc the cores suck. I forced a few rolls off got squirted in my eyes.













