Fireworks going off on LI after the Knicks win

For You huh

Dear eBay sellers, “vintage” items don’t have QR codes on them

Big haul coming

What’s everyone up to today

I hate that I can’t use em dashes any more — I really like them.

On Long Island @Apple. On.

I could write nothing but facts about me or a project or an inquiry and get a standard chatgpt response. The moment I’m like “wtf are you talking about” I get `Memory updated` The corp version of “it’s going on your permanent record”

Watching videos about underconsumption and shopping at the same time

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*Sets up tripod* *Folds it up* *Goes back to coding* nytimes.com/2024/06/17/style…

Trying really hard not to get into watches. Feels like adult baseball cards

Need eclipse glasses every time an HDR video comes up on TikTok

Me, whispering: hey Siri, play ocean sounds Siri, at jet engine volume: HERE’S OCEAN SOUNDS Siri proceeds to play ocean sounds so quietly even bats can’t hear them

The best way to find something you've lost is to order a replacement. When the replacement is out for delivery your lost item will re-appear with a heavenly light shining down upon on it

The shower after shoveling. 5 stars, great experience, highly recommend

Watching Mario play in person was wild. He was so fast, but didn't look it. Unlike feeling McDavid's speed today, Mario seemed to skate at normal speed, and everyone else on the ice became sluggish. He brought some sort of extra gravity to the ice that only he could move through.

Another step closer to Demolition Man. Looking forward to the seashells release

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