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Joined December 2009
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EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED
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I would literally be inconsolable if this happened to me lol
OH THEY’RE ALL SO REAL FOR THAT OMFG😭🥹
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People really don't know how to drive anymore. Why are you hitting the brakes every five seconds when there's literally nothing in front of you? Just take your foot off the gas and let the car slow down. The constant brake-gas-brake-gas shit is so fcking annoying.
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This is the first person I’ve ever seen that I’m genuinely convinced is an alien wearing a human skin suit. That or she deserves a Guinness World Record for the longest neck.
Just act natural. It’s only a TikTok.
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people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me
I didn’t know he was a child actor lol
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Politics aside — I know, impossible — can you imagine being so self absorbed that you think you should behave like this during a team's championship celebration that you weren't part of?
Fun Fact: You paid over $400,000 for Kash Patel's Olympic vacation
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it’s “keep politics out of sports” until it’s the leader of the country belittling the women teams that accomplished the SAME THING as the mens team and all of these men that the next gen look up to laughing along with it
You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team
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and FUCK the us mens hockey team
THE WOMEN OF TEAM USA DOMINATED THE PODIUM 😤 They finished with more gold medals and total medals than the men for a SIXTH straight Olympics 🥇🇺🇸
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in his own words
Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying [FBI Director] Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
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Our tax dollars paid for the FBI Director to fly to Italy on a private jet, attend the Gold Medal hockey match, and drink and celebrate with the team after the game. But we’re told the real waste of money is moms buying cookies for their kids with SNAP.
Ladies and gentlemen… the FBI Director.
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Do you realize how absurd it is the United States Attorney General started talking about the mf STOCK MARKET when she was asked about CHILD ABUSE?!?? THE STOCK MARKET?!?? Nothing shocks me anymore but that was insane!!!!
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rob didn’t blow up candiace’s game she did it to herself by refusing to let lisa go, yall are unreal
If I had a nickel for every time a Housewife Traitor on #TheTraitorsUS was playing a great game until her male co Traitor blew it up, I’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
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That fake smile when she entered tho it’s giving i hate you all i’m just here for your money 💀
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Anything but pedophiles
Republicans say they’re investigating Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show dlvr.it/TQvQSZ
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Erika Kirk was never in love with Charlie Kirk. Charlie was in love with Erika. Erika was an asset to the state. She is the daughter of Military Industrial Complex directors. She appeared in CIA training videos when younger. She was involved in trafficking young girls for CIA honeypot schemes in Eastern Europe. She was introduced to Charlie Kirk by Deep State agents at a party hosted by Donald Trump during his first term. Why was she already rubbing shoulders at these events? Why was she approached the week before Kirks assasination by certain sponsors and asked whats the contingency plan if anything happened to Charlie? Why did she take over at TP-USA? What were her qualifications outside of "The housewife of the former host"...? Why has she taken the wedding photo out of shot? The only thing, so it isn't the sentimental value clearly. Turning Point USA was a middleman agency, money enters the account from dark slush sources and leaves immediately to legitimate recipients. Charlie found it out, he ordered the audit. Why did Erika cancel the 3rd party audit as the first thing she did?
The Honey Pot Theory was always the right play.
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The free speech crowd really hates any free speech that doesn't worship the dear leader.
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Bad Bunny is an American citizen and Puerto Rico is a U.S territory. 45 million Americans speak Spanish. STAY MAD.
🚨 Bad Bunny is set to headline the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show.
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Jake Paul moved to Puerto Rico. Reps Puerto Rico in his boxing matches when he’s from Ohio. Makes millions of dollars from foreign fighters he promotes but Bad Bunny is where he draws the line.
Jake Paul is calling for people to turn off Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show as a form of protest. “Purposefully turning off the halftime show. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.”
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Evil white man who moved to Puerto Rico to take advantage of its people not excited to see a native Puerto Rican succeeding. Shocking.
Q: “Logan [Paul] , are you excited for the halftime show? LOGAN PAUL: “NO”
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Blind loyalty is not patriotism. Being critical of your country and wanting it to be better is the most American thing you can do.
What you ski with that flag on your arm and run your mouth on the world stage?? Some of us wore that flag on our arm and buried our friends under it. STFU AND GO PLAY IN THE SNOW
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