@simulator49625

Square Capitol Enjoyer, Voted “Epstein of Souls” by Demon Weekly. God’s chosen Mayonnaise Monkey. Dynamic Solutions WANGHAF of the Month

Devils Lake, ND
Joined January 2026
It’s in the 40’s this morning. I can almost smell the nog in the air.
It's coming up 🎅🏻
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Replying to @ChooseGoodKarma
If the “defense of the constitution” means we need to keep millions of Somalians here because they have US citizenship no, it doesn’t. Denaturalization and deporting them is defense of the American people.
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That’s the way it is supposed to be, faggot. We have to have land to produce food. We don’t need to pave the parks for the world’s garbage.
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Social media is a jobs program for retarded people across the political spectrum.
That paper exists to limit the government from encroaching on my God given rights. In America, the common good is constrained by covenant. A covenant where God sits above the throne, whether you believe in Him or not. See: Declaration of Independence My rights don’t come from government. They come from God and they are protected by that piece of paper.
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Saw this in the replies and I'm sorry... it's hilarious
Your friends on Sesame Street wish you a meaningful Yom Kippur 💛
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I’m only mean to people that, in my judgement, deserve it. If you are reading this and wondering why I was mean, you deserved it.
our reaction to finding out about flesh’s black king brotha
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I just burped into my printer while checking the part cooling fan. Hints of blueberry pre-workout and jalapeños from lunch. The fan appears to be fucked too.
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Replying to @MAGAJayCutler
"It's not easy being cheesy, nіgger"
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She locked comments because she knows she isn’t desirable. She’s a midwit race hustler, the job for those too lazy and stupid to work for the bureaucracy.
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You know you are proud when you lock replies.
Proud to stand with Chairman Eltife. Our students are exceptional. All of them are Longhorns.
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Newt is the GOP’s most raped fag left after Lindsay got blown up in the Ukraine.
The United States may be entering the most dangerous period since the defeat at Fredericksburg in 1862. It is clear that our will to survive is declining. The Iranian religious dictatorship continues to chant “death to America” and continues to work on its nuclear program and its missile systems. It is openly allied with Russia, Communist China and North Korea. The. Iranians have been targeting Americans and are openly trying to drive the United States out of the Region. The Democrats have become their allies and consistently vote for surrender when the choice comes up in the Congress. Some Republicans have become tired of the fight and the confusion and would accept a face saving defeat. The American people entered this fight with a clear understanding of what is at stake. According to America’s New Majority Project 55% believe the Iranians really mean it when they say death to America (62% of independents). Nearly two thirds of Americans (64%) believe the nuclear threat is real. The Iranian refusal to negotiate in good faith helps convince 60% that the nuclear threat from Iran is real. In fact 64% of the American people believe that a nuclear armed Iran could target American cities and kill millions. A series of Presidential Oval Office addresses laying out the 47 year history of Iran attacking Americans, killing Americans, supporting terrorist groups to kill American and working consistently to build weapons to bring “death to America” would solidify support for an all out effort to replace the religiously inspired dictatorship which has proven again and again that it can take a tremendous amount of punishment and continue to work toward destroying America. We have to either defeat the Iranian dictatorship or accept a willingness to coexist with Iranian nuclear weapons and missiles capable of destroying our citizens and killing millions. We are at a crossroads and there is not a third choice.
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Should we tell Bodie about the rapequins?
Traveling to Antarctica for sex tourism
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3 hours until rum and coke and The U.
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“I liked it better when at least people were pretending like they were in charge and not fucking retards.”- @RSTYCG
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Dan’s signature blend dropped
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Replying to @HughRetard
Trad mudshark porn star wife is a new one.
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There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel. There is only a conversation the table next to you hasn’t joined yet.
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?
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If she was a better actress she’d have been in different movies.
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