Bruh these Virginia tech chicks all look like they took a hard fall from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Jeeeeezus

Hey look at me I’m a rapper in 2015 imma release an album with a track of a voicemail from my grandma being all inspirational n shit

More life. More everything

It’s my birthday I’ll get high if I want to (I won’t) Can’t deny that I want you (I don’t, bitch) But I’ll lie if I have to (ooof, I will bitch)

I’ve been told a few times now that Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks. And now I’m starting to wonder if that’s true 🤔

Girl I’ve gone on a couple dates with but haven’t texted back in 3 weeks just sent me “happy birthday” 👻👻👻👻👻

Won’t be ragebaited by these inbred fucktards talking baseball on this dumb app

Would love to stick a g to machados head rn and watch him cry and beg

Just did my first everything (and I mean everything) shower ☺️

Woke up with a sigh and then saying my name out loud 3 times. Not the most ideal way to start your week

If she wearing fabletics call her poor and break up with her

Kendrick was right. Lowk there is a lot goofies witta check

Convinced I can easily do that NBA dancer dance shit. Now if I catch you on a wedding dance floor and you’re genuinely good, that’s some shit that will impress me. Not that step up 2 bullshit

Bruh what’s with all these artsy fartsies?? Like just give me a midwestern B1G baddie that got sloppy drunk in college and lemme get on with me life already

Just left equinox in west loop. Think I’m going to hit the Hoxton for a cocktail with the hot single boring feminist 37 year old who thinks all of her ugly friends are smoke shows, and then close the night off in my $5,000/month 1-bedroom high rise apartment on my west elm sofa

Equinox: it’s not fitness. It’s life. type shi

Convinced every BigXthePlug song is the same except for the first 30 seconds

Ok here it is I’m on the Lindsay Clancy jury ope

Madelyn Cline doe. We da same age lemme sign away da rest of me lyfe foe wun crack 🙏🏼