@sims332

14th century peasant

Joined October 2014
At that age where jumping and doing a heel click is more likely to end my life than to land successfully
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Goodnight twitter people. Maybe good bye for a while because I have talked so much shit about Elon musk today. I talked so much shit that my account has to be flagged for it ….. even if I am a nobody
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How many romances do you figure were started because a woman really liked a guys big shiny belt buckle ?
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It is time to pick a chain fast food restaurant and fake a slip and fall accident. Time to get that lawsuit-money
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In the public library and I’m cracking open Coors Lights like Stone Cold Steve Austin and nobody better say shit to me
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MAGA celebrating when ICE separates another child from her parents
what is going on with Katy Perry?😭
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Alright, goodbye family! Daddy is off to Panera Bread to go shit in their bathroom!
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Next time, can those popular idiot podcasters get a GOOD president elected
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Porn audio full volume or else my cardio workouts are bad
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If only she declined the free upgrade to sit in first class that day …
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Humanity was saved by the invention of Zoom meetings
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People will be reluctant to say “Hey that RAPESTEIN made a good point”
Jewish people are no longer safe in America.
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Will you be outraged if the facts reveal that another nonthreatening human was shot in the street like a fucking animal ?
So let me get this straight. An ICE officer shoots someone in Austin, and before we even know what happened, the outrage brigade is already in full swing. Crowds are gathering to protest, and Democrats in office are demanding investigations while simultaneously admitting "we don't have all the facts yet." This isn't justice, it's thr lefts PLAYBOOK… it's manufacturing outrage on demand. They're treating an investigation as a PR opportunity before a single piece of evidence is even reviewed. One rep immediately declared "The horror has come to our city" before any bodycam footage or official statements emerged. Here's an idea, how about waiting for actual facts before screaming for someone's head? Or does that not fit your pre-packaged outrage script?
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After I listen to Clavicular and Jake Paul’s political views I am going to ask some violent criminals for parenting advice. Seems consistent to me
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Trump really lets his gay side hang out when Zohran Mamdami comes around
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Trump finally admits to doing all the Epstein files stuff but his mic is cut so no one can hear the confession …
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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(**sings**) Life is unfair…..
The last 6 weeks of my life have been a nightmare I’m praying to wake up from. Everything felt heavy, unclear, and like it was falling apart at the same time. I wouldn’t wish this season on anyone. The unexpected gift in the middle of it is that I’ve had nowhere to hide. I’ve had time to sit with myself, do real self-reflection, and finally see the areas of my life that need work if I want to become a better version of me. Not the polished version I show the world...the actual one. I read that sometimes hitting rock bottom is the thing that wakes you up. It forces the changes you needed to make all along so you can live the best life possible. That idea has been sitting with me. In five years I believe I’ll look back at this exact low point and feel grateful for it, because the high I’ll be standing on then only exists because I went through this. This isn’t the end of the story. It’s the part where I start doing the work...the uncomfortable, unglamorous, necessary work. I’m choosing to treat this season as the foundation, not the finish line. If you’re in a low place right now too, you’re not broken. You’re being rebuilt. Let's keep going!
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According to official Twitter policy - the winner of ANY Twitter argument is ALWAYS the guy with bad grammar who also has an anger problem
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I wonder what Macklemore is up to this Shabbas
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