@simplicio823
Joined July 2014
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A @twitter account, A @twitter account, My Kingdom for a @twitter account!
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Well, this wasn’t in my pre-write.
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I'm voting for Joe Biden because when he was getting crushed in the first three states he didn't make a single conspiracy theory out of it or blame any shadowy establishment. He just moved on to winning South Carolina.
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It was April 15, 2009, and I was watching The Daily Show (then hosted by Jon Stewart) along with everyone else who needed a dose of sanity in the early days of the Obama White House and GOP reactionary panic. His guest that night was a little-known Harvard Law professor. (thread)
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Replying to @itsmelissabrown @spann
Sharpies aside, the reality is meteorologists are some of the hardest working federal employees. Just this year Alabama @NWSBirmingham meteorologists warned us of deadly tornadoes, even though they weren't getting paid during the federal shutdown. montgomeryadvertiser.com/sto…

Meteorologists helped warn Alabama about a devastating tornado. They aren't getting paid.

National Weather Service employees aren't receiving paychecks during the federal shutdown, despite their 24/7, 365-day job.

montgomeryadvertiser.com
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Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
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This correction shd be shared as much as initial claim. Can't decry alternative facts then traffic in them ourselves nitter.cf/PressSec/status/868449…
Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived
@PressSec45
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As usual @POTUS wears a single ear piece for translation in his right ear nitter.cf/bbcjlandale/status/868…
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Is a second report of an anonymous person saying something *may* have happened really "breaking news?"
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Replying to @Spacekatgal
Pop quiz: what was the last time Congress gave itself a raise? (Hint: its hardly "constantly")
Replying to @blakestacey
Sounds more fun than proving your six times more susceptible to skin cancer.
I blame the K&R C book.Its held up as the ur-programming book,but I find its focus on examples over explanation hard to follow
Replying to @mattyglesias
is Hillary more evil than she was three weeks ago?
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Replying to @jonathanchait
GOP voters love of @jonathanchait and @mattyglesias's writing is really under-rated.
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Yea, it be kinda weird to run a charity and than not send most of your charitable giving their way.
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@delong @DanPatrick @3fecta flipping through his feed he posts something similar most Sunday morns. Prob not Orlando related
Replying to @Popehat
Not sure how "being Mexican" is a political stance
@xeni Can see y after hard day of judging, hed want to hang up his black robes and slip into slightly diffrent black robe to go play w/ buds
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