Simple country boy, some might say a cock-eyed optimist...mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. I had a downfall once.

Joined June 2021
Gus Johnson doesn’t know what day it is. #bignoonsaturday
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I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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Big thanks to @JamesSeltzer and the @WIPMorningShow for the RUSH tickets. A Schwarber walk-off bonus never hurt! #SundayFunday
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The most ironic thing about @FIFAWorldCup decision to take back Balogun’s red card because of Trump is that Balogun wouldn’t be considered a US citizen if Trump had his way.
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Replying to @danvladar
@danvladar you are a BAAADDDDD man!!
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My first tattoo coming right up
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37 yr old ICU nurse Alex Pretti murdered by ICE in broad daylight with zero justification for deadly force. I mean ZERO. This feels like a watershed moment in American history that should enact change, but won't. Very reminiscent of Sandy Hook when we all said "if that didn't get us to change, we never well!" Feels like another one of those. Because if you cannot admit this was wrong you're either an idiot or a liar, and I think you're a bad person and an unAmerican asshole. The hypocrisy from the same people who have been proudly screaming about the Ist and 2nd amendment for hundreds of years now trying to say protesting and carrying a legal firearm is reason enough to be murdered...what a joke. And the response from our leaders from Donald Trump to Tim Walz is all dangerous and pathetic. Were just a 3rd world country now where masked morons with no training and a gun can kill you for no reason other than "well we won't get in trouble for it tor" Out of all the dumb entities to blindly follow be of your political affiliation, supporting ICE is by far the most pathetic. ICE agents and their supporters the biggest trash in America maybe ever
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in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.
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Trump's comment about Rob Reiner today really underscores that he's a narcissist. Someone this narcissistic can't fight for you; if you believe otherwise, you're a mark. You are just a pawn in his need for aggrandizement. Ten years after he descended on his golden escalator, he hasn't brought manufacturing back. In fact, manufacturing jobs contracted this year. His biggest accomplishment this term — the Big Beautiful Bill — was just more tax cuts for the rich and slashing government spending for the working class. His political appointments have thus far been nothing more than concessions to wealthy donors who supported his campaign. Many of these people are building the AGI robots that will replace you in ten years. If you dare to question him, he'll toss you aside like Marjorie Taylor Greene, no matter how much you stood by him in the past. He cares about nothing but himself. The most you'll get is a wildly racist remark on Truth Social, which makes you feel like he's fighting for you, but you are, again, meaningless to him. He feels nothing and believes in nothing except his own aggrandizement. His Saddam Hussein ballroom means more to him than policies that are supposed to help you.
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Remember when #Eminem lyrics were the most polarizing issue in our country? I miss those days.
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Justin Edwards just matched @BenSimmons25 career made 3s in one game. Hahahaha #Sixers
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The fact @HKane literally scores every match, recently averaging two a match in all comps and he doesn’t sniff the Ballon d’Or is a travesty. He is on similar scoring pace of Ronaldo and Messi and no one talks about him. An utter disgrace.
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Congrats to Rob from South Jersey. Career vs @JoeDeCamara 3-2. Hope this rivalry goes to Game 7. @JamesSeltzer, shouldn't DeAndre Hopkins be included in the over 75 career TDs? @Devan_Kaney @RitchieJon @WIPMorningShow @SportsRadioWIP
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Congrats, Tommy!
With every disappointment I truly know I’m closer and closer and even more determined than ever that I will get this done. The support I’ve received is invaluable and hugely appreciated, we’ll get there together! @JustinRose99, your win is inspiring, congratulations my friend!! A new week. See you at work!!
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With every disappointment I truly know I’m closer and closer and even more determined than ever that I will get this done. The support I’ve received is invaluable and hugely appreciated, we’ll get there together! @JustinRose99, your win is inspiring, congratulations my friend!! A new week. See you at work!!
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Eric knows what’s up…I will not be shy about my downfall either.
I think Trump has read too many Billy Mumphrey stories 😉
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Tyson v. Paul is a small microcosm of Trump’s America. A lot of words, a lot of spectacle, a lot of lights but in the end, it’s a farce and a total fraud.
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No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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DC Ellipse rallies, by the numbers: Trump on January 6 -- 53,000 people, 140 officers injured at Capitol, 5 officers dead, $2.8 million in damage, 1 constitutional proceeding disrupted Kamala on October 29 -- 75,000 people, 0 injured, 0 dead, 0 damage, 0 proceedings disrupted
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If only kids at school were fertilized eggs. Then maybe we could get some legislation passed that would protect their lives from being taken.
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