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Joined September 2021
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The Big 3 started 9-8. Heat Twitter gonna trade half the team tonight but Iโ€™ll give Spo/Giannis/Bam the benefit of the doubt and let them have more than 4 quarters to figure it out. Yโ€™all react how you need to. Iโ€™m chilling.
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81-1 season starts NOW
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Giannis putting Rudy Gobert on skates ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ (via @HeatMovin)
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Giannis loves playing with Bam Adebayo: โ€œI love playing with Bam. I just love interacting with him. He has the same personality as my older brother. They were born on the same day. His personality is familiar to me. I love being around him. I love playing with him. I think the more we get to know one another, the better itโ€™s going to beโ€ (via @Anthony_Chiang)
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Y'all try to force it every time and nothing touches the original
This looks familiar from Jaylen Brown and LeBron James ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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How hasn't he deleted this and went into hiding yet
Triggered girl at comedy showโ€ฆ
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UPDATE: At least five people were killed in the Bend, Oregon, elementary school shooting, including three children, one adult and the suspect, CBS News reports.
UPDATE: Police confirm multiple victims, including children, in the Silver Rail Elementary School shooting in Bend, Oregon. The shooter was reportedly shot and killed. VIA: @AZ_Intel_
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Giannis woulda had villagers pulling pitchforks out their asses and marching straight to his house to burn him alive for witchcraft if he played in the โ€˜60s
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO TONIGHT: 20 POINTS 15 REBOUNDS 9 ASSISTS 3 BLOCKS 8/10 FGM 24 MINUTES DOMINANT. ๐Ÿ”ฅ (๐ŸŽฅ @WadexFlash)
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Giannis gonna revolutionize this team man
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GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO IS DOING IT ALL BLOCK AND THE FINISH. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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simon๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด retweeted
There is a totally realistic scenario this year where: - Heat are a top 3 seed - Giannis wins MVP - Spo gets his 1st COTY Non-zero chance this happens
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But โ€œ8647โ€ is the real threat. Right, MAGA?
BREAKING: Trump campaign employee Rhein Amacher, who helped spread the fabricated James Talarico story, just posted this and then quickly DELETED it. The post appears to contain a death threat against a sitting U.S. congresswoman. Will Kash Patel and the @FBI investigate this, or will they look the other way?
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An โ€˜AEGON'S CONQUESTโ€™ film will release on June 1, 2029 in theaters. โ€ข Directed by Owen Harris (โ€˜A Knight of the Seven Kingdomsโ€™) โ€ข Written by Beau Willimon (โ€˜Andorโ€™)
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All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterleyโ€™s family, friends and fans.
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ I'M GOING TO BE SICK Google updated its Gaza maps with extensive high-res satellite imagery... it's hard to even stomach it. Apocalyptic levels of destruction. We already knew, but for anyone who wasn't convinced... Have a look for yourself. Source: SoarAtlas, Google Maps, @AbubakerAbedW / Writer: Michael
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This administration in a picture. They donโ€™t give a solitary fuck about you, your family, your neighbors or your community.
๐Ÿ’ฐ Trump's state dinner table seats billionaires worth a combined $1.13 trillion. Take a look: tmz.com/2026/09/25/trump-staโ€ฆ
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Mayor Mamdani's PR team is unhinged ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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BREAKING: Several delegations walk out as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu begins his speech at the UN General Assembly
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That Biden shit ain't working no more. MFs are broke.
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