STAN/FAN LIST: ✨ Kesha, Ava Max, Conan Gray, Lorde, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Doja Cat, Iggy Azalea, Cardi b, Lady Gaga, Megan Thee Stallion, Alfie Templeman, Macklemore, Reneé Rapp, Madison Beer, Bebe Rexha, Charli xcx, 30STM, 5SOS✨ ~ (and more important tweets below)

Katy literally outdid yourself with the live version 😍

Vocally ended fadty without even trying IJBOL

Me reminding yourself that I always can delete the tweet if it flops

60k likes

Why people mostly get orny than ungry when they H?

If girls don’t poop then what they do?

Kesha and Kim Petras worked it out on a remix and they look stunning as hell 🙂‍↕️

If water doesn’t have a color then why ocean is blue?

If God hates gay men then why did he put point G in men asses?

math is RED english is BLUE science is PURPLE history is ORANGE

Twitter got bored lately… should I go back to my fadty/pedonika endings?

Lately I’ve been seeing lizzo more often than my family and it’s because of you @JJOY_RIDE 😭😭

Me because this vid is viral on twitter for the 15367th time

Adele when Adela walks in

madison beer and madison vodka when madison wine walks in

Her next announcement being that she’s becoming an influencer

Ava literally could make this song a hit if she played cards properly but instead of that she decided to scrapped it 💀💀

"Change your attitude or go" Me: