@simonsfunkel

"the lovers, the dreamers, and me" 🌞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Joined May 2026
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"I asked chatgpt!" well I asked Kermit and he said you should look for the rainbow connection
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Simon 🎯@firstltmartin3h
Fag smoking a fag like a fag
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kathryn 🍸@katryn0_9h
Replying to @simonsfunkel @etherealklaus
song for the asking but the asking is me asking paul simon if i can please go home
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anna 🌊@hauntingnellie8h
this being real footage from a bbc one doc and not ai is making me so happy
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@Rainmaker1973Oct 20
A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs
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Laila :3@demolitionfield8h
“They hit the Scarborough fair”
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going to the pub quiz for the first time in 2 months #hallelujah
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Pop Base
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Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and growing competition from AI-generated imagery. The company plans to restructure and become privately owned.
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i just wanna know man
DYKE@Eghogho_eOct 20
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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lacey@torumew21h
when I manage to like a tweet before the timeline refreshes
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Today is National Nut Day.
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paul simon the type of guy to hold you hostage while he's playing guitar for you on a first date
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i need to pee but the record isnt over
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Heisenberg
sarah@_____feifeiOct 22
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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i am THE @JamesBlunt fan
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paul simon i understand you so much
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do you think the children will be amused?
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James Blunt
@JamesBluntOct 21
Never let it be said that I don't suffer for my fans! These signed passport cards available exclusively from HMV, or (even better) signed air-sick-bags if you pre-order Airplane Mode from my website) JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
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WE ARE CASS ELLIOT
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attention whore
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her natural aegyo is so refreshing
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