@simonsfunkel

"the lovers, the dreamers, and me" 🌞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Joined May 2026
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"I asked chatgpt!" well I asked Kermit and he said you should look for the rainbow connection
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Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and growing competition from AI-generated imagery. The company plans to restructure and become privately owned.
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matilda 🪕@etherealklaus4h
i just wanna know man
DYKE@Eghogho_eOct 20
I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.
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lacey@torumew15h
when I manage to like a tweet before the timeline refreshes
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Today is National Nut Day.
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paul simon the type of guy to hold you hostage while he's playing guitar for you on a first date
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i need to pee but the record isnt over
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Heisenberg
sarah@_____feifei19h
Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name
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i am THE @JamesBlunt fan
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paul simon i understand you so much
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do you think the children will be amused?
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James Blunt
@JamesBluntOct 21
Never let it be said that I don't suffer for my fans! These signed passport cards available exclusively from HMV, or (even better) signed air-sick-bags if you pre-order Airplane Mode from my website) JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
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WE ARE CASS ELLIOT
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attention whore
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her natural aegyo is so refreshing
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celebrate me 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎
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@PopCraveOct 21
Today is National Apple Day.
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Replying to @simonsfunkel @etherealklaus
Him and lorne are like the same guy im cryin
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ummmm is being asked to go record shopping being asked on a date or nah asking for me
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Laila :3@demolitionfield23h
Just watched the golden spurtle (a film about the Scottish porridge championship) and I couldn’t stop thinking about @simonsfunkel and @bluebearry2481 that’s how important my oomfs are to me ❤️
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carrie baby i miss youuuu
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