I don’t think most people, even the best of them, realize just how big Robinhood Chain will become.
Ethereum (DeFi) owned 2021.
Solana (Memes) owned 2024.
Robinhood (Stocks) will own 2027.
And it’s going to be insane. The money printr at the Fed will have its day soon. Dollars will flow into the market in greater and greater excess so the music doesn’t stop.
All of this is happening alongside the development of on-chain infrastructure that broadens the distribution of stocks and other risk assets with unparalleled capability. On-chain infrastructure is being built on Robinhood Chain, with @RobinhoodCrypto and @vladtenev directly leading the charge alongside builders.
The stars have aligned, and if you don’t see the bigger picture by now, you really need to stop for a second and look at the chessboard. Consider the macroeconomics of the world (the United States and China in particular), the integration of digital assets into traditional finance that’s taken shape over the last five years, and the adoption of blockchain rails for agentic finance.
The world is f😶cking broken, bros. This is literally THE chance to reshape and save it. Not through brute force or violent change. Not by arguing over politics or soliciting empty promises of change. We save the world by changing the foundation it operates on.
Money is power, and capitalism is ripe with corruption that hinders our democracy, but there is no better system than capitalism. Corporations have all the control? Lobbyists in bed with government? Then seize the means of production. Redefine the pieces on the board.
Seize the shares. Broaden early access to startups and equity, and transform the process of companies going public. Let the common man’s finances yield them stocks and voting shares; be it through investing, airdrops, rebates, rewards programs, lotteries, and every mechanism in between. Let the common people unite, let them combine their power, and let them collectively govern corporations alongside the elite.
This is a once-in-a-hundred-year period, and it will consist of the most life-changing opportunities you will ever be presented with. That’s true whether all you care about is yourself and getting rich, or if you strive for a higher purpose. This is not a revolution, but the evolution of the rails and systems through which money exerts its power.
The time to seize the future is now 💫
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Sinjoh 2.0 will officially go live on Robinhood Chain this Monday, October 19th 💫
Visit the Sinjoh website (link in post below) & turn the crank to discover some of the 2.0 launch day features.
It’s almost time. The ticker is $INJOH. The future is yours. The sky is the limit.
This post needs to be pinned. Untold bods feeling sorry for themselves, self-diagnosing.
Your father probably fought in a war. All that happened to you was hurty words in primary school, and eat shit food like chicken nuggets
11 tweets about the upgrade of SINJOH
Sinjoh 2.0 is built using custom @Uniswap v4 hooks to bring programmable capital markets to Robinhood Chain.
Tokens can be paired against any ERC-20, get their own market vault, custom taxes, a price floor, and a fee router that rewards holders.
It’s almost time 💫👇
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After over 100x on $NET, I have decided to rebuy at these levels.
Why?
➜ The treasury has grown from a $50K founding raise to roughly $26M in under three months, which is a pretty crazy amount of capital accumulated in that time.
➜ Each $NET currently has around $173 of official backing, and that number keeps moving up as the treasury grows.
➜ Treasury inflows are around $540K/day, giving the protocol more capital to build its reserves and support the token.
➜ The protocol is already using treasury cash to buy NET from the market, creating direct demand for the token.
➜ V3 Real World Bonds are non-dilutive, so new capital can be used to buy NET instead of simply minting more NET.
➜ Over 90% of supply is staked, while NET Advance has locked another ~0.75% of supply, keeping a large amount of NET out of circulation.
➜ The distribution index is already around 3.9x from launch, so stakers have been compounding their NET position.
➜ The games have crossed $1M in wagers and Predict has done around $141K in volume, giving the treasury more revenue-generating activity.
➜ The RWA sleeve takes total backing above $210 per NET, while the core NAV is already around $173.
So much work, so much commitment, and so much shipping in a very short amount of time.
And most importantly, a community of believers has been formed around $NET.
The formula hasn't changed. Relentless team + Strong community = Valhalla.
I expect a clean bounce soon.
Placing a small bet on $NET / @NetNetCap on RH.
It's a reserve-backed protocol that manages an on-chain treasury and shares its growth with holders through staking rewards, buybacks, and treasury expansion.
$NET can be staked for sNET, which earns rebasing rewards every 8 hours.
The protocol also generates revenue from its trading desk, bond products, and protocol fees, all of which flow back into the treasury.
Some impressive stats so far:
➜ Treasury growth is already up 200.7% since launch.
➜ Backing per NET (NAV) has increased by 147.5%, with each NET backed by 5.96 USDG.
➜ The protocol is currently paying its maximum dividend rate of 0.45% every 8 hours.
➜ Its trading desk has processed over $4.5M in volume.
➜ New products like WinNET and Real World Bonds are already seeing strong traction.
All of this in just 2 weeks.
I understand that RH chain has been so jeety, but you'd agree that this is definitely one to keep an eye on, especially since the chart is bottomed.
CA: 0xCA9c78Dd337A67F6e0077F65F5E9218719d30eDf
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Priced at one year of revenue.
DefiLlama prints one ratio on every protocol page: P/S, market cap over annualized revenue. We ran robinhood:0x6835dbf2d7d5852f84bf0a80de00cab3864f44b1 against every protocol it tracks on Robinhood Chain.
Market cap: $1.41M, per CoinGecko. Revenue since launch on August 28: 36.1 WETH, $96.6k at today's ETH. Annualized the DefiLlama way, that is a P/S of 1.2x.
The rest of the chain, tokens above $100M: PancakeSwap 9.0x, Lighter 24x, Uniswap 29x, Curve 39x, Pendle 52x, Virtuals 56x, LayerZero 232x. Morpho books no revenue at all. Hyperliquid, for reference, 28x.
Across the 414 protocols DefiLlama has both a market cap and revenue for, the median is 21x, and 380 of them are pricier than robinhood:0x6835dbf2d7d5852f84bf0a80de00cab3864f44b1.
The difference is where the revenue goes. Ours does not sit in a treasury: 26.5 WETH of the 36.1 has already been paid out, in WETH, to the traders on the board and the wallets in Earn. Market cap over annualized payouts to holders: 1.6x.
Simple facts.
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🚨 £1.59 BILLION. READ THAT AGAIN.
Rupert Lowe has been digging through Government asylum contracts — and what he’s uncovered deserves serious scrutiny.
💷 £1,593,535,200
That was the value of a Home Office contract awarded to Corporate Travel Management (North) Limited for “Bridging Accommodation and Travel Services.”
And look at some of the services Lowe found specified in the contract 👇
🍽️ Varied daily menus, taking religious requirements into account.
🥪 Miss the evening meal? Provision for a light snack.
🧹 Routine professional cleaning, with cabins cleaned TWICE weekly.
🧺 Housekeeping laundry service, with a MAXIMUM 48-hour turnaround.
🩺 Assistance registering with GPs and dentists.
🚐 Transport to and from medical appointments.
🎯 Organised recreational activities seven days a week — mornings, afternoons and evenings.
📶 Full Wi-Fi coverage.
📱 Access to new mobile phones.
🚌 Transport provision, including travel into — and beyond — the local area.
All contained within an asylum accommodation and travel contract funded by the taxpayer.
And here’s another part that deserves scrutiny:
📅 The contract began in February 2023, while Reform UK’s Suella Braverman MP was Home Secretary and Robert Jenrick was Immigration Minister.
The Home Office has confirmed it was a direct award through a Crown Commercial Service framework, with CTM the sole supplier on the relevant lot. The final contract signature was completed on 24 March 2023.
Taxpayers want to know:
❓ How much was actually spent under this £1.59 BILLION contract?
❓ How much did each individual service cost?
❓ Did taxpayers receive value for money?
❓ Why are detailed financial figures still being withheld as commercially sensitive?
This isn’t speculation.
The contract exists.
The £1.593 BILLION value is documented.
Share the figures. Let people make their own minds up.
$INDEX @_conjecture
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something big is coming, but I can't reveal the name just yet.
keep your eyes on the unexpected. the next opportunity might be hiding where nobody is looking.
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LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TAHIR ALI
Let me introduce you to the man sitting in the British Parliament right now, drawing a British salary, operating under a British party whip, enjoying the protection of British law, and using every single one of those privileges to serve causes that have nothing to do with Britain.
His name is Tahir Ali. He is the Labour Member of Parliament for Birmingham Hall Green and Moseley. And if you have never heard of him, that is precisely the problem. Because the things this man has said, the votes he has cast, the foreign governments that have bankrolled his travel, and the causes he has championed from inside the House of Commons, belong in a counter-intelligence file. Not on a parliamentary payroll.
This is not a rumour. This is not a smear. This is a documented, verifiable, public-record account of one man's seven-year career of advancing foreign and Islamist interests from inside the legislature of England.
Read every word.
THE QATAR CONNECTION
Let us start with the money.
In September 2023, Tahir Ali flew to Qatar on a trip funded entirely by the Qatar Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Not a private donor. Not a charity. The actual ministry of a foreign government. A foreign government that the United States Treasury, the European Union, and multiple intelligence services have identified as the primary financial backer of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood globally.
Qatar paid for his flights. Qatar paid for his hotel. Qatar paid for his food. Qatar even paid for a family member to accompany him. The total bill that Qatar's government picked up for this British MP and his guest came to £8,972. Every penny of it is recorded in the Register of Members Financial Interests.
What did Tahir Ali do in Qatar? What meetings did he attend? Who did he sit across the table from? What was discussed? The public itinerary does not say. The Foreign Influence Registration Scheme, if it had any teeth, would compel him to answer. It does not. So he filed the trip, pocketed the hospitality, and returned to Birmingham.
He also took a separate trip to Islamabad and Kashmir in the same period, with a family member, funded by a different donor, valued at £1,800. More foreign travel. More foreign money. More blank space where the meeting details should be.
THE FOREIGN NETWORK INSIDE PARLIAMENT
Tahir Ali does not just travel to foreign countries on foreign money. He organises foreign influence inside Parliament as a formal function of his role.
He chairs the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Turkey. He chairs the APPG on Jordan. He sits on the APPGs for Kashmir, Palestine, Pakistan, and Bangladesh. That is six foreign nation interest groups that this Birmingham MP either leads or participates in as a formal parliamentary officer.
Six. Not one. Six.
When does he chair an All-Party Parliamentary Group on Birmingham? On the West Midlands? On the industrial decline that has gutted the communities he was elected to represent? He does not. Because that is not where his interests lie.
His interests lie in Ankara, in Doha, in Islamabad, in Amman. His interests lie in the states and causes of the Muslim world, and he uses his seat in the British Parliament as the mechanism for advancing them.
THE VOTE THAT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING
On 2 July 2025, the House of Commons voted on whether to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation under the Terrorism Act 2000. Palestine Action is a group whose members have climbed onto arms factory rooftops, smashed machinery, and caused millions in criminal damage.
The vote was 385 to 26 in favour of proscription.
Tahir Ali was one of the 26.
He voted to keep Palestine Action off the terrorist list. He stood with a tiny rump of radicals against the overwhelming consensus of Parliament, against the Home Secretary, against the security services' assessment, against the law. He voted no.
In the same division, the proscription order covered two other groups: the Maniacs Murder Cult, a neo-Nazi organisation, and the Russian Imperial Movement, a white supremacist paramilitary group. All three were proscribed in the same motion. Tahir Ali voted against proscribing all of them, because voting against Palestine Action's proscription meant voting no on the whole order.
That is his judgment. That is his priority. That is the call he made when put to the test.
"MILITARY ACTION AGAINST ISRAEL"
On 14 September 2026, inside the House of Commons, Tahir Ali called for Britain to take military action against Israel. He demanded that Israel be disarmed. He made these statements from the floor of the Parliament of England.
He was not speaking at a protest. He was not posting on social media at 2 in the morning. He was standing in the chamber of the House of Commons, as a duly elected MP, funded by British taxpayers, calling for the British military to be deployed against a democratic state.
The backlash was instant. Within hours he was on X posting an apology, saying he had "wrongly given the impression" that he supported military force against Israel and that he "apologised unreservedly."
But the words were said. In Parliament. On the record. In Hansard. They do not disappear because a grovelling tweet followed them.
And it was not even the first time. The Jewish Chronicle reported that it was not the first occasion Ali had raised the prospect of British military intervention against Israel. This is a pattern. The call comes. The outrage comes. The apology comes. And then it happens again.
BLASPHEMY LAWS. IN ENGLAND.
In November 2024, during Prime Minister's Questions, Tahir Ali stood up and asked Keir Starmer to "commit to introducing measures to prohibit the desecration of all religious texts and the prophets of the Abrahamic religions."
He prefaced the question by citing Islamophobia Awareness Month. He cited a United Nations Human Rights Council resolution condemning desecration of the Koran.
He was asking for blasphemy law. In England. In 2024.
England abolished its blasphemy laws in 2008. Those laws had been dead for sixteen years when Tahir Ali stood up in the Commons and asked the Prime Minister to bring them back. Dressed up in ecumenical language about "all Abrahamic faiths," the request was, as The Independent noted, transparently about protecting one religion and one set of prophets from criticism.
This is the logic of Pakistan's blasphemy statutes, which carry a death penalty and are used to persecute Christians, Ahmadis, and anyone who questions the dominant religious order. Tahir Ali walked into the British Parliament and argued for the same principle.
And Keir Starmer did not reject it. He did not laugh it out of the room. He simply failed to commit to it, which is a different thing entirely.
BIRMINGHAM IS DROWNING IN RUBBISH. HE IS BUSY WITH KASHMIR.
In March 2025, with Birmingham City Council effectively bankrupt and a refuse collection strike leaving the city buried in uncollected waste, Tahir Ali signed a letter addressed to the Prime Minister of Pakistan. The letter called on Pakistan to build a new international airport in Mirpur, Azad Kashmir, to save travel time for British visitors.
He was one of twenty MPs who signed this letter. Twenty British MPs writing to the leader of a foreign government to build an airport in a foreign territory, approximately four thousand miles from the United Kingdom.
GB News commentator Alex Armstrong said of Ali: "This is a Labour MP who is so out of touch he is practically on another continent already."
The Guardian's Kenan Malik observed that Ali had never once voted in Parliament on welfare reform or benefits cuts, issues that devastate the poorest people in his constituency, but had found time to campaign for a Pakistani airport and for blasphemy law.
His constituents are living in rubbish-strewn streets. He is writing to the Pakistani government about airport infrastructure in Azad Kashmir.
THE ANTISEMITISM. THE COVID BREACH. THE RECORD.
This is not new behaviour. It has been consistent since the day he arrived in Parliament.
In December 2019, before he had even been formally sworn in, Ali stood at an election hustings and conflated the Barclay Brothers, the Conservative press proprietors, with Lehman Brothers, the collapsed American investment bank associated in popular antisemitic conspiracy theory with Jewish financial power. The Community Security Trust logged it as a hate incident. Police received a formal complaint from a senior member of Birmingham's Jewish community.
He was not yet formally an MP. He had just been elected. The antisemitism came before he even crossed the threshold of Westminster.
In April 2020, during the first national COVID lockdown, when the government was telling the country that attending funerals was restricted to immediate household members, Tahir Ali attended a funeral in breach of those restrictions. He was photographed at the event. He apologised.
His company, Tahir Ali Campaigns Ltd, incorporated in June 2024, right before the General Election, has its registered address at a virtual office in Covent Garden. He is its sole director.
THE SHAPE OF IT
Look at the shape of what is documented here. Not speculation. Not inference. Documented, public-record, registered-interest, Hansard-confirmed fact.
A man who received nearly nine thousand pounds in travel and hospitality from a foreign government directly connected to Hamas. A man who chairs parliamentary groups for Turkey, Jordan and sits on groups for Pakistan, Kashmir, Palestine and Bangladesh, and has apparently never found time to chair one for Birmingham. A man who was one of only 26 MPs in a 411-member chamber to vote against labelling Palestine Action terrorists. A man who stood in the Commons and called for Britain to take military action against a democratic state. A man who asked a British Prime Minister to introduce blasphemy law. A man who campaigned for a Pakistani airport while his own city drowned in uncollected rubbish. A man with an antisemitism incident on his record before he had served a single day in office.
The question is not whether Tahir Ali has foreign sympathies. His own Register of Members Interests, his own Hansard record, his own voting history, his own tweets establish that beyond any serious argument.
The question is why the British state has done nothing about it.
The Foreign Influence Registration Scheme exists. Use it. The Intelligence and Security Committee has oversight powers. Use them. The Committee on Standards has the authority to investigate conduct. Use it. Lahore does not elect Members of Parliament. Ankara does not elect Members of Parliament. Doha most certainly does not elect Members of Parliament.
Birmingham does. And the people of Birmingham Hall Green and Moseley deserve a Member of Parliament whose primary loyalty is to them. To England. To the country whose laws protect him, whose taxpayers pay him, and whose Parliament he stands in.
Tahir Ali is not that man.
The evidence is in the public record. It has always been there. The question is whether anyone in this country still has the courage to read it, say it out loud, and do something about it.
All facts cited are drawn from the Register of Members Financial Interests, Hansard parliamentary records, Companies House (number 15780408), and contemporaneous reporting by The Jewish Chronicle, The Independent, The New Statesman, The Spectator, Israel Hayom, GB News, and The Guardian. Claims about Qatar's relationships with Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood reflect the documented assessments of the US Treasury, Foreign Policy, The Atlantic, and the Counter Extremism Project.
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It's time to change the game.
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Police are appealing for help to locate a missing three-year-old boy, who was last seen in the vicinity of the Merriam Close playground in Brantham this afternoon.
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Imagine being given somewhere around 80 years on a planet floating through an incomprehensibly enormous universe, surrounded by billions of people you will never meet, mysteries you will never solve, places you will never see, and more knowledge than you could absorb in a thousand lifetimes...
and spending the whole damn thing worrying about money, arguing with strangers, impressing people you don't even like, and doing something you hate five days a week because somebody convinced you that was life.
I don't know, man.
I think we may have gotten a few things terribly wrong.
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