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▲delaide, ▲ustralia
Joined March 2009
Simon Keith retweeted
The Captain made his MLB debut 30 years ago today. Repost and reply for your chance to win this Derek Jeter autographed ball!
On this date in 1995, Derek Jeter made his MLB debut for the Yankees in Seattle 👏 In his first big league series, the future Yankees captain would pick up the first 3 of his 3,465 career hits and the first of his 1,311 career RBI 🫡
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Simon Keith retweeted
Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B @Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26
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On Christmas Eve, 1988, a group of German criminals took hostages at an L.A. office party. The making of story behind DIE HARD is bigger than the Nakatomi… 1/43
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BREAKING: Yoshinobu Yamamoto's dog is named "Notmetsordodgers" 🤔🤔🤔
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Simon Keith retweeted
Brain Cashman has the most full head of hair of anyone in existence
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Simon Keith retweeted
Yankee fans rn
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There’s only 1 man who can get this Soto deal across the finish line…
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Simon Keith retweeted
I’m drinking when we get Soto. I DO NOT CARE
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Simon Keith retweeted
Yanks had a guy named Dick Fitts this whole time?
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watching aaron judge say “it’s right in front of us”
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England’s latest ball change seems legit…#Ashes
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Just got emotional. @wwos just posted every camera shot of Ben Stokes’ dismissal. It’s like a Scorsese movie. Hey mate @piersmorgan, show your cat this. #Ashes2023
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Great album Actually a (tissue) box set
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England trying to figure out how they haven’t won the Ashes back when it felt like they won the first two tests, definitely win the third, and could have won the fourth.
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Congratulations to England for winning the ‘We felt we should have won Ashes’.
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Simon Keith retweeted
After second test all we heard about was upholding the traditions of cricket. Now the poms want a 6th day, Duckworth- Lewis rule, play til midnight and a roof put on. I am absolutely howling at my news feed 🤣 #Ashes2023 #EnglandCricket #ENGvsAUS
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Don’t recall anyone complaining here. This entire series has been England complaining about things they’ve previously taken advantage of themselves. Get a grip ffs. #Ashes
Would it be 'unjust' if Australia retain the urn due to the weather? 🤔 #ENGvAUS | #Ashes
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Marnus Labushcangne has kidnapped Ben Duckett
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