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Joined July 2011
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BEAT HIS ASS SWEET MOM
Her uncle reported her in the family group chat😂😂💔
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Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.
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wait till u find out it was always designed to, it was an intentional choice for the betterment of children.. people used to care about kids and their development now its just “fuck it, figure it out while we blast ur brain with 4second shots of AI slop frying ur receptors”
Watching this now calms my nervous system
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someone said "if you don't let people experience the consequences of their actions towards u, you will remain a safe place for their worst behavior" and I couldn't agree more
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Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you. So live a little.
accidentally isolated myself for years
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Maybe i am too woke 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.
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Cuando tu jefe te dice: "Estamos todos en el mismo barco"
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PLEASE BAN THIS NOW
🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.
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parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him
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I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.
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Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away
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the fact that there hasn’t been any sort of sequel even nearly 30 years later leads me to believe this toy story 2 blooper is, in fact, canon and buzz legitimately and unknowingly killed flik and heimlich
Why does no one ever talk about Pixar's second feature film, A BUG'S LIFE?
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I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.
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Nah. 27-33 aren't your humbling years. They're your awakening years. So many people misunderstand this phase of life. That's when you start seeing things clearly. Everything suddenly dawns on you. You realize what you want, what doesn't matter, and how much time you've wasted. Some people mistake that clarity for failure because they wish they had figured it out earlier. But if you're determined, you can build more in those few years than you did in your entire early twenties.
27 to 33 will humble you fast
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Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.
As you got older you realized ?
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i rarely see design this clean
This Japanese restaurant logo is simultaneously a Japanese crane and a hand holding chopsticks.
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We really are blessed with pets, and could learn something from them. This cat knows his buddy, dog, is sick and brings him his toy since he can't get up... that little tail wag. ❤️
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Very cute but sadly this is Ai generated. The cat doesn't open his mouth while picking up toys. gijn.org/resource/guide… caniphish.com/blog/how-to-sp…
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this is one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen wow
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