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Simon Besters

@simonbesters
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Joined March 2010
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@ewmagazinenl18 Dec 2022
Bouw nieuwe kerncentrales duurt 10, 15 jaar. We hadden dus eerder moeten beginnen, dan hadden we nu laagste CO2-uitstoot per persoon van Europa kunnen hebben. Wie zijn er schuldig aan dat dit niet is gebeurd? @Simon_Rozendaal zet ze in de beklaagdenbank. buff.ly/3hGm98i
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De raadselachtige verdwijning van de herten van het Wilhelminapark: ‘Liggen ze in iemands achtertuin?’ bd.nl/tilburg-e-o/de-raadsel…
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Martijn de Riet@mdradvies2 Nov 2022
We moeten het eens hebben over de aanpassing van de Wwft. Ik had het volledig gemist (publiceren op vrijdagavond 22:21 zou verboden moeten zijn) TL;DR: de aangepaste #witwaswet is totale absurditeit gemixt met een disaster waiting to happen. 1/n nos.nl/artikel/2449281-autor…
Autoriteit Persoonsgegevens kritisch over database betaalgegevens: 'Bancair sleepnet'

Autoriteit Persoonsgegevens kritisch over database betaalgegevens: 'Bancair sleepnet'

De waakhond is kritisch over een wetsvoorstel dat ertoe zal leiden dat de bankgegevens van alle Nederlanders in één database terechtkomen.

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