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Joined August 2012
Simona Ostermann retweeted
Ist es zu spät für ein Abiball Makeup Tutorial?
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23%Gurl BYEEE
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Husband edited his wife's makeup tutorial, and it turned out to be one of the best edits I've ever seen 😂😂
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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel announces his interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC tomorrow, saying Trump’s FCC has threatened him, his show, ABC, its affiliates, and local stations over “simple traditional editorial decisions” and guest bookings. Kimmel says the full interview will instead be posted to YouTube: “In the America we live in right now, that is the best that we can do until November.”
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📺This SCTV parody of Death of a Salesman is peak sketch comedy denseness. The cast keeps slipping in and out of different impressions and characters mid-scene, turning a serious American classic into pure absurdity. SCTV was especially good at this kind of layered, referential humor that rewarded people who were paying close attention. It never felt the need to dumb things down. A lot of modern sketch comedy still owes a debt to what they were doing. ❓Do you think SCTV is one of the most underrated sketch shows ever made, or does it still get the respect it deserves? 👇 #SCTV #SketchComedy #DeathOfASalesman #CanadianComedy #ClassicTV #Comedy
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Replying to @mollsykae
Love a good matte look! Can't wait to try these brands.
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When did our late night comedy shows turn into televised therapy sessions?
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Wondering why this incredibly offensive sticker is on a Sheriff vehicle at the MN State Fair right next to the Hennepin County Sheriff stand? Unbelievable.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office stated this sticker was placed by a member of the public without authorization and was immediately removed. x.com/hennepinsherif…
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Been watching a little Fox News passively since they play it at the gym and I’ve noticed Trey Gowdy has a terrible cocaine problem
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Alexander Isak vs Newcastle | 2026 Highlights
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Pharrell really activated a whole new sound and energy for Quavo and i need to hear more of it
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This story gets crazier. The Mayor of Lawrence, left court today in a Dodge Charger and rammed into another car and left the scene. Same Mayor that can't speak English, and stole $1.5M in covid money.
This shouldn't be real but, The staff for The Mayor of Lawrence Massachusetts just said "he doesn't speak English, no comment. " This is while he is on his way to court for stealing $1.5M in COVID relief money.
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How did Katie Price get to a point where even I wouldn’t bum it? She was stunning once upon a time.
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Spanish patriots with dogs are hunting down Islamic invaders in Ceuta.
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Now that’s the kind of practical thinking I like 😂 Bro used the plate to keep his shoes dry. Genius.
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Fun Halloween Moments from The Big Bang Theory
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