Why would this woman's opinion matter. For someone to not know who Shane Gillis is, they would need to be completely out of touch with stand up comedy and not an SNL viewer, considering he hosted twice in the past two seasons

Make the ticket price $500 for everyone over 250lbs, $50 for everyone under 100lbs and $100 everyone in between. Double their profits

He looks like someone tried to print a racist caricature but ran out of ink

If she killed her kids it would be considered elder abuse

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Is it illegal to be a hot chick in the DCU?

I wonder if I can get sick by drinking 30 year old alcohol. I guess I'm about to find out

Indoor cat people sound like rural Republicans talking about cities

People pretending that network tv comedies back in the 00s were not edgy by today's standards are either lying to themselves or just lying. This aired on NBC

Estuvo apunto de decir "Feliz Día del Cheesestake"

Gracias a estas noticia del Santander, primera vez en mi vida que me siento bien debiendole plata a alguien

My m.2 drive picked the worst time to shit the bed

90+% of the people crying about Colbert's show ending only ever watch his show on youtube or here through clips. This is not a good way to keep a show that takes 200 people on union wages to produce in the air

Can't wait for Mr Beast Presents: Death Race

Rewatched Infinity Wars last night. It's fucked up what they did to The Hulk. Went from this ultra powerful beast that wrecks everything in it's path to a little bitch too afraid to fight because he lost one fight. Might as well have killed the character

Smoked some weed after months without it and thought that every character in the movie Heat (1995) was CGI

I started watching Scrubs again. No wonder I liked it so much as a kid, this show is horny as fuck

Free trip back home? How nice of you, thanks