Incontrarti è stato l'incidente più bello della mia vita. Non eri nei miei piani, ma in qualche modo sei diventato il mio capitolo inaspettato preferito.

San 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 Franka from head-to-toe, laughing afterwards. “See, Vranka, the man in front of you? He can only get aroused by academic texts. In short, he’s virgin by birth, untouched by choice, and is ridiculously stale as a lover.” She walked closer to us.

(...) I knew that cooperating was the wisest thing to do right now. "Franka. Fran for short." Who the hell was Franka? I didn't even know where that name had come from. But as if I'd give them my real name, especially when I'd already decided that this would be our first (...)

Now, there were only two things on my mind: getting the hell out of his sight and taking off the Christian Louboutin that had been torturing my feet for the better part of the evening. Preferably both, and preferably right this instant.