@simbas_bastard

Resurrection of @blaksimba72 PgLang Fool lot of jokes, music and sports.

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Joined November 2013
👿 The Kid doing big thangs. #more2come #hungry 😈
🚨Watch Alert 🚨 26, 15U, Malachi Snell, 5’11 SF, is a player to be on the lookout for. He was the leading scorer for his team when scoring from the perimeter. He finishes well and plays with a high level of energy on the defensive end. He also has the ability to be a solid leader on the court.   #RLHOOPS
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omfg
Chrisean Jr when he finally takes his first steps
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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364 DAYS LATER…
manifesting the finals>>>
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I try to be funny and make jokes on here… this is beyond satire, I can’t do anything with this is - it’s too perfect
“I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in..” - Tyreek Hill, when asked if he was a good husband,
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😂😂 na the shit I see on this app man .. I’ll never delete
this really how blue face be switching families every week but whoever posted this dead wrong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Cannot believe there is footage of this. What an incredible and unbelievable moment to capture. This is more valuable than the Zapruder film
Wow. Never-before-seen locker room footage of Nick Saban telling Jalen Hurts he was turning to Tua Tagovailoa in the 2017 National Championship Game. (via "Saban" on ESPN App)
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If this nigga ain’t one of us I don’t know what he is🤣🤣😂😂
MUST WATCH: 🍿 Lamelo on dribbling in the crib as a kid: “WHO TF DRIBBLIN IN THE MF HOUSE” COMEDY GOLD 🌟😭
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Jeremiah Smith could be indicted on RICO charges and he’d still go t5
If Jeremiah Smith falls to the early-mid 2nd round the Broncos need to trade up for him The 2nd rounds in ‘25 & ‘26 were incredibly mismanaged by this FO. Can’t have yet another year where your 2nd round targets (TreVeyon, Ferguson, Trotter, Rodriguez, Hill Jr) fly off the board
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The Splash Niggas
LAMELO BALL AND ANTHONY EDWARDS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW. 🔥
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There is a 0% chance any NFL franchise hires him as HC while he's actively trying to sue the NFL for racial discrimination. Vikings lucked out
I’m not even lying there is literally less than a 0% chance Brian Flores remains a DC next year.
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Best angle I’ve seen.
Desde el otro lado 🧐
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Look at Ant spooked ass look back at the bench he never had sum shit like this 😂😂
Jonathan Kuminga nasty transition lob dunk, assisted by Bones Hyland
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Goodell giving Deshaun the award
Gonna die laughing when the NFL has to give Deshaun Watson the comeback player of the year award.
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Me riding through vice city
Players can carry cocaine and snort it directly from their hand in GTA 6. (Source: pegi.info/search-pegi?q=Gran…)
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TJ Watt yelling at defensive coordinators. Aaron Rodgers yelling at head coaches. Tomlin is laughing his ass off right now while playing Roblox
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"mom shoots daughter, here's her ass"
Texas mom shoots daughter, 4, in murder-suicide hours after losing custody battle trib.al/w9wWrfJ
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Damn right it is
Robert Pattinson says ‘TRANSFORMERS’ is the definitive movie of the 2000s. “In the early 2000s [movies had] super bright, saturated colors and really glossy stuff and it I guess culminates with Transformers and then it kind of ends.” (Source: @A24)
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Sophie was worried about biological males and couldn’t guard biological female ALL SEASON Worried about the wrong balls.
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Top 20 tweet of the year 🤣🤣
Mike McCarthy doesn’t even coach he just sits on the sideline and looks at Aaron Rodgers like this.
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just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist? still not paying
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