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@UberUKsupport my order is delayed an hour because apparently it's hard to match a driver?! Enfield.
There's tons of drivers in this area, what's going on? Restaurant isn't answering their phone
Me; remembering when I made my ears rumble as a kid and then doing it again.
IG; here's a post explaining what percentage of the population can do that ear rumble
Me; oh right, we're in a dystopian simulation... Right right right
So David Rudolf just assumed DNA testing was done and never asked for results?
He also never asked for original evidence processing docs?
Am I missing something?
#thestaircase
If Cold Cases on @NetflixUK is teaching me anything, it's that about ⅓ of folks in the US during the 80s casually walked around covered in blood
I keep seeing North Americans using "Criss cross applesauce" and racists complaining that it got changed from something racist... Just say "cross legged" why does it have to have a funky name?!
Man I'm dissapointed I do relatively few of these activities... Just yoga and necromancy with the occasional veggie meal
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If you manage to somehow squeeze gluten into roasted veg, mashed potatoes, and Brussel sprouts with bacon... You're cooking them wrong #throwingshade #FandM
Is there any way of preventing clingy-ass Twitter emailing about notifications - which are just Twitter making sure I've seen tweets?
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