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Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
Almost 4 months later, Tesla still hasn’t sent v14 Lite to thousands of Model S and X owners, leaving us waiting with no explanation for the delay.
FSD v14 Lite is now rolling out to AI3 early-access customers. Based on the feedback, will rollout to more customers over the next few weeks.
This build distills the driving behavior from AI4’s v14 series into both the camera and compute config of AI3. It includes destination options and speed profiles on city roads, but more importantly significantly improved safety.
We hope you’ll enjoy it, once the build ships wide.
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
ATTENTION ALL SLUTTY SYSADMINS 👩💻🥵 AND HACKER HOES 👨💻💦‼️
October isn't just for spooky season 🎃👻... it's officially C.U.M. 💦 (Cybersecurity Unawareness Month) 💻😈‼️
That's right, we are dropping our firewalls 🧱🔥 and leaving our backdoors WIDE OPEN 🍑🔓 for some deep, rigorous 😩 penetration testing 🍆🔍‼️ Forget about VPNs 📱🤫, we are going completely unprotected 🚫🛡️ and letting all the nasty malware in 🐛🦠🥵. Are your hard drives 💾 REALLY hard 🪨💥, or are you still working with a floppy disk 💾🥀⁉️
Pop on your cat-ear headphones 🎧🐱 and blast that UwU-Underground 🎶💖 because it's time to get our mainframes HACKED 💻🤯. Let those heavy bassline zero-days 💥🎵 bypass your anti-virus 🛡️❌ and completely DDOS (Dirty Down Operating System) 🖥️🍆 your entire network 🌐😵💫‼️ Don't even try to quarantine 🛑📦 this trojan 🐴💦, just let UwU-Underground drop the hardest beats 🎧🔥 and inject 💉😩 their malicious payload 💣💦 right into your cloud storage ☁️🤤.
Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest cyber-freaks 🥺🔗‼️
If you get 0️⃣ back... your router is completely dry 🕸️️😭❌
If you get 5️⃣ back... someone is brute-forcing your backdoor tonight 🔑🥵💥
If you get 🔟 back... you are the absolute baddest C.U.M. server 💦🖥️ on the local area network 🌐👑😩‼️
Stay HORNY and stay UNAWARE 🧠🚫💦💻✨
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
This DUST is what caused my ECU to hit 216 degrees!!!????
Rather than hold Tesla accountable when v14 Lite started overheating everyone's ECU boards on road trips...Tesla bros really blamed the owners and accused them of not cleaning the radiator....here is the "dirt" that was in my radiator" smh
This is what y'all saying overheated my ECU??? Not Tesla overloading the boards with a new software and pushing it harder than it was intended to be pushed....this... This dust is what caused peoples stuff to get overheated and fry up everything.
Yeah okay.
Get outta here with that mess✌🏻 y'all are lame.
I told y'all my car was purchased with 14k miles and y'all swore up and down that my radiator was the problem and acted like it was so dirty and filthy and clogged and I was the problem.....
🚨🚨🚨 Be careful with FSD 14 Lite
ECU is hitting a temperature of 102 Celsius!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Start Self Driving is no longer available on my vehicle
@wholemars @SawyerMerritt @aelluswamy @teslasi
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
I'm so hyped up about the unveiling event of this product that was unveiled 9 years ago!
It's going to be so awesome again!
Can't wait to see it for the first time once more!
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
Cosmos Deep Dive
📋Own A Space Station
🤝Alliances
🛰️Orbital Bases
📡Space Hulks
🚀Anniversary Expedition
🗺️Star Map
💎Deep-Space Looting
🪨Asteroid Belts
🦠Infested Outposts
☀️The Sun
🧙♀️Dev Commentary
🧲Tractor Beam
❄️Ice Fields
🪐Outposts
⛰️Improved Terrain
🔫Shipbreaking
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
oh yay…even more Tesla vehicles my children can’t use
Come on @elonmusk you’re the one pushing babies…
Where’s my cyberSUV?!
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
We say how it is, even if Tesla isn't always happy about it. Tesla dropped the ball tonight by not live-streaming the Cybercab event.
Tesla would be perceived better in the media if they had a PR team and held great keynotes like Apple. Keynotes are their chance to tell everyone what makes them better, safer and cheap than their competitors. The media wants to listen, but Tesla is on mute.
Unfortunately, it was an opportunity missed.
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
I'm sorry how many times has Tesla AI or Ashok addressed any of our issues on FSD 14 Lite?
Not a single peep. My self-driving car literally fried itself and should I.... leave voice feedback, tag Tesla AI? Then happily drive home 26 hours manually and hope they see it.
You realize Jerry purchased multiple Teslas and even purchased FSD in full.... If he uses his platform and sheds light on the critical issues so be it. This stuff needs to be addressed and Tesla staying silent is not helping
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
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Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
Last time I went to a Denny's, they were out of half of the menu items they sell. So, I guess, they also share this in common.
Titus Valerius Siculus retweeted
When Waymo launches in a new area to the public they have 50-200 vehicles... Which results in them being able to actually offer the service.
Tesla "launching" robotaxi with 2-3(?) vehicles in an incredibly limited geofence is not even close.
I'm a fan of Tesla, and I think robotaxi has potential - but all of these new cities they've launched in are basically an early access beta test. It's not a viable service.
