COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
@ItsDanSheehan
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if someone asks how youre doing you can just say owwwww i'm becoming a creature and you dont have to elaborate, there's nothing else you really have to say at that point
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NOT A WOLF retweeted
finally got to this
IT *IS* VERY FUNNY
AS ALWAYS MY BOOK IS AVAILABLE HERE
ITS ABOUT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN BUT ITS ALSO ABOUT HOW WORK SUCKS
IT'S VERY FUNNY
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MY ENTIRE SECRET LAIR HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED
IT COMES OUT ON JUNE 24TH AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
THANK YOU TO @MTGSecretLair FOR LETTING ME RUN WILD AND THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WARMLY RECEIVED WEEK OF PREVIEWS. IT WAS A VERY MAGICAL TIME.
THE LAIR HAS SOLD OUT BUT KEEP AN EYE ON THIS THREAD, I WILL BE DOING GIVEAWAYS OF EXTRA COPIES SOON
LISTEN I AM NOT TRYING TO PUT IDEAS IN ANYONE'S HEAD BUT WHAT IF HUMAN SOCIETY WAS COMPLETELY OVERTAKEN BY THE FORCES OF NATURE WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED WHAT IF WE DID THAT
DATING IS HONESTLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT JUST MENTION HAM AND LET YOUR MUTUAL LOVE OF HAM DO THE REST.
THEN SLAM THIS DOWN AND GIVE YOUR WHOLE BOARD HEXPROOF
THEN LOOK AT THE KEV WALKER ART AND SAY "WOAH LOOK AT THAT KEV WALKER ART"
OH OKAY I UNDERSTAND THE TOKEN THING NOW
I HAD A COUPLE LAST MINUTE EDITS FOR THIS TOKEN AND THE SECRET LAIR TEAM WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LET ME USE MY GRAPHIC DESIGN SKILLS
NEXT UP, WE HAVE ANOTHER HUMAN MAN.
OR AT LEAST SOME OF A HUMAN MAN.
ANYWAY IT SYNERGIZES REALLY WELL WITH TOKENS I WONDER WHY THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE RELEVANT OH WELL NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL PERHAPS TOMORROW
ALRIGHT! FIRST UP IS A REGULAR HUMAN MAN. HE IS A CLASSIC NORMAL GUY AND AS LONG AS HE IS NOT AROUND TOO MANY WOLVES, HE STAYS THAT WAY.
IF HE HAPPENS TO ENCOUNTER A FEW WOLVES THEN WHO IS TO SAY WHAT HAPPENS REALLY
HEY @WIZARDS_MAGIC FANS: I WORKED WITH THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT @MTGSECRETLAIR TO CREATE A SPECIAL DROP. I REQUESTED THAT THE CARDS MOSTLY PERTAIN TO TAXES AND HOA REGULATIONS BUT THE FINAL CARDS SEEMS TO INCLUDE A LOT OF WOLVES. I WILL BE PREVIEWING THEM HERE LATER THIS WEEK.
HEY @WIZARDS_MAGIC FANS: I WORKED WITH THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT @MTGSECRETLAIR TO CREATE A SPECIAL DROP. I REQUESTED THAT THE CARDS MOSTLY PERTAIN TO TAXES AND HOA REGULATIONS BUT THE FINAL CARDS SEEMS TO INCLUDE A LOT OF WOLVES. I WILL BE PREVIEWING THEM HERE LATER THIS WEEK.
Steve was a friend! We met when he came out to a standup show I was on in Chicago in ~2018, the early days of this account. He introduced himself and then I noticed he was wearing a wolf shirt and my brain sort of short circuited. A really wild experience that I hold very dear.
I can't explain how tickled I am to see @electricalWSOP in a @SICKOFWOLVES shirt here.
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We kept in touch, mostly on here or on Zoom. For a guy who'd accomplished as much as he had, he couldn't have been more laid back and approachable. Just before the book came out, he shared a lovely memory of holding his first record. Felt worth sharing.
"AH YES, THE BAD YEAR IS NEARLY OVER" I SAID FOOLISHLY FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW, UNAWARE OF WHAT FRESH HORRORS 2019 WOULD BRING