@si_machine

Mancunian Stand Up Comedian. 🎙️ Family guy 👩🏼👦🏿👦🏿👶 Comedy Bar Tender 🤣🍸🍹🍺🍻🎙️🤡 Bemused with the world 🤡 🌍🌎🌏🌐???

 Manchester, UK
Joined September 2009
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Act 3: Si Machin
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Tonight we add @tonybasnett and @si_machine to an already packed line up. Ding dong! Fun starts 8:30pm on the flippin' dot, and it's free entry! xxx
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I saw a strip club across the street from a minigolf place and I’m liberal but that’s too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing minigolf?
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Tonight's MC @si_machine
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Am I the only one who feels weird pressing a heart to like on Instagram? Sometimes I'm kinda like far too ambivalent to all out "Love" that picture of your dog, the view of Mauritius from your sun lounger or the artsy picture of your avocado toast, but I "like" it.
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We are looking forward to having our very first Comedy Store for Kids show! Hosted by @alxboardman and featuring @ImLeeKyle eekyle and @ThatGledhill we guarantee oodles of family fun. £3 for tiddlers and £5 for the oldies. Saturday April 21st at 2pm bit.ly/2uuZfaD – at Manchester, England
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Come on Monday. We can do this. Let’s do it. One. Two. Three... #MondayMotivation – at Cheadle, England
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Tonight is the return of #Beatthefrog the ultimate cure for #Mondayblueswith MC @dannightingale and support from @lukehonnoraty @neildownstandup plus 10 competitors. Still #freeforstudents and the best open mic comedy night in the WORLD
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The best bar keeps in the land! We are proud of our smiley staff - the unsung heroes in comedy-land. We love you guys!
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We had a very funny chap on at @TobyHadoke New Stuff tonight. His name was @russell_kane 🤗 #wespoilyou #yeswedo
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We’ve lost @EmPowles as Marketing Manager 😢 Let’s see how @russell_kane shapes up in her place? 😂
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It's always baffled me that James Corden is popular in the US, like finding a previously undiscovered civilisation worshiping a can of soup
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We’re thrilled to announce @kevinbridges86 and @paulsinha will join @MickFerry @ComedyStoreMCR for #ShakeWithLaughter #Manchester on 12 March! Get your tickets here: bit.ly/2E6t2Hf
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Aww. Thanks Bill!
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It’s ‘King Gong open mike night tonight at 7pm ! Come and have a go or come to watch 😚 with host @jarredchristmas 😚 – at Cheadle, England
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Booking tickets for King Kong can be booked in less than 30 seconds! Make plans for this Sunday by clicking below. thecomedystore.co.uk/manches…
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It’s ‘King Gong open mike night this Sunday at 7pm. Come and watch or come and have a go. Comedy - it’s as easy as jumping in a paddling pool from a trampoline. The Gong host is @jarredchristmas 😌 – at Manchester, England
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#PenguinAwarenessDay 😂 – at Cheadle, England
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Tonight is Beat the Frog with @BrennanReece as MC, support from @SimonWozniak1 @AdDougieDouglas #freeforstudents #£5Pizzas
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We fully support this town's call to rename their street. But only if we can take the name and use it for ours. The idea of The Comedy Store on Bell End certainly has a ring to it..... gizmodo.co.uk/2018/01/bell-e…
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