anyone want free tickets to see the hives tomarrow hit me up!

my man tim barry instagr.am/p/L61_GDCxfw/

thank god for this reminder. heading home. phewwww

@deedeadbeat kitten intervention

@michaelbendlin all signs point to yes!

I love gin

Fuck drinkify. Hurricane forties are the perfect match for matchbox twenty

My prerogative and skunked high life.

@Perryage one of the biggest travestys in american history is taco bell discontinuing the 7 layer crunch wrap

Fuck

Or I will "@666LUTHER666: Order food from @dpdoughphilly ill bring it you."

WPO at tritone. A must

Fuck irene. Blasting lords, delivering food in this monsoon

Its hard to meet a genuine motherfucker in this city

Singin (workin) in the rain

Welp, there goes the second time I was hit by a car

So nice to lay down in bed, only to realize a bumble bee is pissed as shit in your pillow and wants to sting your ass five times.

Bagged the first of many rats in my house with phils new bbgun #urbanhunting