@shwank

Law, Cats, Technology, Grammar, Food.

 Tampa, FL
Joined April 2008
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When I die, there will be two spaces between sentences in my will and on my headstone. 💀✍️
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Part of me wants to run away, but another part wants to play in the snow with him. wbur.org/news/2019/11/25/bos…

Mass. State Police Tested Out Boston Dynamics’ Spot The Robot Dog. Civil Liberties Advocates Want...

Massachusetts State Police is the first law enforcement agency in the country to use Boston Dynamics' dog-like robot, called Spot. That's raising questions from civil rights advocates about how much...

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Loving the #Watchmen soundtrack. The music has the presence of a character in the show. Reminiscent of @DamnGoodPie's for #TwinPeaks. @trent_reznor @DAVID_LYNCH
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The “Career of the Year” Barbie for 2019 is a judge. “Our hope is that girls will enjoy playing with the dolls and imagine themselves protecting the rights of others,” said Lisa McKnight, Barbie senior VP and global brand general manager. ow.ly/aTrt30pGlQd @Mattel
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I'm not offended by "lense." There, I said it. @Frattorney @MerriamWebster
Everyday is Caturday!
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@Tesla23 Sep 2019
Wonder how many Bargersville residents are going to get themselves arrested just so they can have a test ride
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Loving the @FlaBarAnimalLaw Puppy Pit at the @theflabar convention!
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Got shorted by @Starbucks today. Should I join the class action? 😂😭😂😭
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When you learn that Alexander Hamilton—born OTD 1755—favored life tenure for senators & presidents.
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Follow & RT for a chance to win a Custom DOOM PC Rig! #ChooseYourDOOM #AmazonSweepstakes amzn.to/277tiPP
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If @TerryGilliam put up a kickstarter for a Don Quijote movie, I would contribute.
#jacobinnpresentation This just got meta!
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#jacobinnpresentation Candy for cat pics?
#jacobinnpresentation Dinner is served! Everyone grab a plate!
♫ "I believe the children are our future . . ." ♫ #OxfordComma cc: @BryanAGarner
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Always use two spaces after a period.
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Lots of spinoffs from microgravity research. Perfume w/ an out-of-this-world smell: 1.usa.gov/NCY1eT @ISS_CASIS @MassChallenge
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"Do what you love…in between commitments that pop up and take immediate precedence over doing the thing you love." onion.com/14ce6lZ
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“@joshua_orork: @SirPatStew you should have way more followers than that crusher boy." hear that @wilw ? "Shut up Wesley + happy Christmas."
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