Shuffler Kid

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Just got back from a month long trip to Peru, trying to score some gear from pure source oiii oiii

IM BACK, I'm fucking back in the gaaaaaaame

Fukin el about time, been waiting on this since end of season Marbella 2013

Who killed lucy? The shuffler kid, I told that cunt to get 4 grams not 2... Silly cunt

Shuffler Kid starter pack

'Pregnancy is the worst pain in the world' Have you ever sniffed a line of Mandy?

'I just want a guy with tattoos and a beard' Well why don't you fuck off and shag the homeless man outside poundland, moany little slags

Who's at Outbreak this Saturday? It's gonna be sweaty

Everyone has that one whatsapp group that is absolutely off limits to the general public

I hate it when you're in the queue and you've realised you left your jaw at home.

Rolling a joint at the afterparty because you can't sleep

Sitting at the back of the bus like you're a bad man

When Bae rolls out of Fabric at 7am

When girls smuggle ket into WeAreFstvl and then can't find it in the portaloo

Not getting in a club because your jaw doesn't match your ID

Describe this cunt in one word ...

When the bouncer tries telling you you're not on the list, do you not know who I am