there's a bathroom on campus that's warm, spacious, colorful, comfortable, and always empty and it's my sanctuary. should I feel a rumble in my colon, there's no distance I wouldn't walk to reach it

She goin boinky bonky on my honky meat thang

speedrunning sex and learning vagina tech to beat my PB (penis balls)

All this buttoning and unbuttoning and buttoning again real quick because I forgot to bring my razor and I don't wanna run out of the bathroom naked

2026 I say people are all pigs eating slop in a trough. 2027 I realize the trough is all there is

either I have a guilty conscience or everyone else washes dishes in a really passive aggressive way

Not sure what to do with this bathwater & baby, weighing my options

The Peanut Gamer

they installed dividers between the urinals but didn't clean up the big ass dookie shit splatter in one of the stalls #Education #College

waltuh put your pornmeat away waltuh. I'm not gonna plap you waltuh

Why are stink lines green when poop is brown #YouEverThinkAboutThat

a broken cock is hard twice a day

got the Kirk squirts this morning, it's deflecting off the toilet bowl sounding like an old timey western shootout

Skippyjon Jones grew up and sells loose pills on the street now

All my friends are Griffins, I am Joe Stewie is the baby, Chris is slow Don't tell them anything 'bout jews You don't know the half of Meg's abuse

kirk/11 double feature coming up this shit is gonna be like Barbenheimer

goon apnea so bad the doctor prescribed me a cplap machine

switching to a different server on an illegal streaming site