shred!!

TEN THOUSAND SHREDBUX. i want you all to think about how long it would take you to earn that much cashies at your boring, soul-crushing job... 🥺 i made it in 6 weeks, not even 2 months! but the amount of time isn't even the silliest part... i want you to really consider, just how hard would you have to work to get this much money? well... i didn't work for it! not a single cent of it! i just became efriends with a bunch of lonely, impressionable shredaddicts! i mean that in the best way possible sweeties, you all know how i feel about youuu <333 with a lot of you, probably the majority of you, i've been super sweet and bubbly! with others, i've leaned more into my toxic tendencies... but some of you? some of you are more than a little screwed up, and it's sad! but it's all good, i'll never judge! i flat out REFUSE to judge!! i'm way too lazy to pass judgment or try to steer you guys in a different direction... so instead? i'll just keep attaching myself to the unsightly parts of you~ the parts you don't want your friends, family and loved ones to see! i'll attach myself to them, like a leech, and i'll continue to highlight that negativity, until it loops back around into positivity for the both of us, in the form of dopamine and all that fun stuff! because you guys will never change, and there's nothing wrong with that!!! so why waste time worrying about it? let's feed into it, while you keep feeding me🤤 your purpose is to feed, and mine is to eat! that's why we'll always be a match made in shredfriend heaven!!! if you're happy about this new milestone i've (justifiably) reached? yay! celebrate it with more shreddies! if you're sad about how seamless i make this look? have a nice good cry, and then follow it up with some shreddies! i'll wipe your tears with the remains! and if you're infuriated that this has been, and will continue to be such an ez pz cashie squeezy ride for me? whip your dick out, hatepound it into a pulp, and cope by letting me turn your life savings into cash shavings! MWAH~ 💗

i sleep the funny number in my total now says 18,000 i want funny number to go higher make it go higher? 🥰 throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

if you wanna be a subject in shredder's shred files, you just need to impress me enough! be consistent and adorable 😊 aaaaaand spoiling me when i'm not super duper lazy and actually feel like making one of these helps too! :P oh well, shred and see what happens! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

huh? ...oh hi little shredfriend! i didn't see you down there! remember when i was just a tiny little cash-eating machine, and you towered over me? guess all these shreddies gave me a massive growth spurt! now you get such a priceless view of my shredass~ it's not priceless to me though, i'm still gonna charge you for drooling! don't worry, i'll just lay down on my stomach and open my mouth real wiiiide... you can take care of the rest from there yeah? >w< throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

every time my shredass claps, another loser falls into the trap! shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

360 shredbux so far since i woke up 11 hours ago i'm a brat, i want moar, who's gonna sacrifice to make sure i get it?? 😇 shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

my bad 😊

good afternoon! did everyone have a nice first day back at work?! if you did, let's celebrate with shreddies!! if you didn't, let's relieve some stress with shreddies!! shreddies are versatile like that! it's awesome! shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

17k in 2 months what have you done with that time? i know what you'll be doing for the next 2 months at least... making the shredporn number BIGGER i'm sleeping, so get to work on that 🖕>v<

this was only at $22 when i went eepy about 22 hours ago thennnn a mega cute dumbo silent-shredded 100 shredbux while i wasn't even online thennnn after i got back 478 more shredbux somehow found its way smackdab on my pile! fun ending to the week, but the shredccubus wants a fuckton more! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shredder is back! celebrate my grand return with as many shreddies as you can muster!!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

not gonna be here today, but that doesn't mean the spoiling should stoppp! gimme your leftover treats shredpaiiii~ throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

just keep shreddinggg... until you literally can't anymore🤤 take every inch of my shredmeat down your stupid throat... the only thing you're gonna hear as your eyes roll back in your head is "BZZZRRRTTT!! BZZZZRRRTTT!! BZZZZRRRTTT!!" and even then i still won't let you stop >w< this is FOREVER throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

shred!! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

i want everyone to associate my feet with the warm, one of a kind feeling of shredding 😵‍💫 when i shove my soft, steamy sole in your face? that means it's time to pay the shredtax obv! throne.com/shredtrap/item/99… 2dfd | 2dfindom | scamfetish | nofap | manscam | catfishfindom | humanatm | whalesub | paypig | scamass

-took almost 400 from a dummy with the most default name of all time (they've shredded $520 this week in total) -made more in an hour than most will make in a few days -passed 16k in my shredpile without even realizing -won't do anything all day and will still get revered and idolized for it! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) i fucking love fridays... how's everyone else's day going??