@Shquib

This is where I put all my facebook status's that aren't funny enough.

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Joined January 2010
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Blue-haired women and red-hatted men are both keying my tesla. Wtf
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Rate my spaghetti @GordonRamsay
I'm just glad I was never a part of a family that made you wear Pajamas
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/also what's a hot towel on a plane for i take it out of obligation but it serves no purpose
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i feel like i'm alone in being the only one mildly annoyed with ed helm's face. Like not quite enough to do anything about it, but just enough to think about it everyday and be slightly uncomfortable
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We had a great chat with Adam Carbone, star of Randy's Canvas, available now on digital HD! @Shquib @RandysCanvas openthetrunk.com/adam-carbon…
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Just finished watching Randy's Canvas, this is a film that is a gift that just keeps giving, I dare anyone to watch this and not have a smile by the end. #RandysCanvas #AdamCarbone shines in the leading role. please go and watch this movie @RandysCanvas
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Me: hi do you take walk-ins? Cremator: what
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Just up right now at 3:47am thinkin bout ciabatta bread
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Me rn
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youtube.com/watch?v=QvSMp7T2… Favorite music video of all time
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People that aren't me : hey dude how's it going ? Me : youtu.be/GeLtA3D5hjQ
Just thinking about the woman that ran into Denny's with her shirt off and a lolipop in her mouth asking for a job... I really hope she gets it.
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youtu.be/dKrr-6BxE3Q Me rn
Truly so excited this project has found its LIGHT. Such a beautiful story. Can’t wait for you… instagram.com/p/BhUjQnCl4Bn/
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#askh3 So my dad told me in front of my mom that he concieved me in a bathroom, I looked to my mom hoping she would deny it and she said son did you think I was an angel? I got very sad, what do I do? I'm a bathroom boy
Do you know where eggs is? #askh3
So I told my mom I was making my my movie in June with or without money and she said "why don't you try to get a hold of @SethMacFarlane or something" Hey Seth
The red carpet preshow was popping!!!! Big love to @ItsShquibTV and make sure to subscribe to Just @shquib is fine or to say to subscribe to YouTube.com/shquibtv :) for exclusive clips of #TheNightTimeShow and more!!!!!
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This xitter.cf/StephenGlickman/status…
StephenGlickman@StephenGlickman3 Feb 2018
Tomorrow night! 1030pm at @HollywoodImprov hosted by @StephenGlickman w/ @aikotanaka @RonFunches @seannwalsh @HalSparks @CathyLadman @StoutRyan w/ house band @Exmortusband ! Audience can win @krispykreme @JackHoney @umamiburger @ItsShquibTV gear and more! m.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/Sale…
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