I love flop shots and hitting driver off the deck. Luxembourg sucks.

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2013
when the cybersecurity team finds out there are actual vulnerabilities and they have to do their jobs instead of trying to trick someone into clicking a phishing email
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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it's amazing just how deep the loser bench of this administration goes. just losers all the way down. every idea is a loser. every single choice is a loser. can't do one thing right without fucking it all up, not even move a goddamn globe
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
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I voted. Saw tons of fraud! @bofrench
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They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it. I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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Kevin Durant on how different the Houston Rockets are with Fred VanVleet and Marcus Smart: "Last year we started in our backcourt, Twin (Amen Thompson) and Josh Okogie. And a lot of time those guys are being left at the 3-point line. And their men are helping guard guys in the paint. So when we've got Fred and Marcus Smart out there who can keep the defense honest at the 3-point line and then Twin just roaming around just doing everything. Grabbing offensive rebounds, making assists, dunks, floaters, everything. "That put everybody into a good position. That settle everybody into what they do best. You've seen how efficient Alpe (Sengun) was tonight. Bari (Smith Jr.). Everybody's just more efficient when they're just in their roles, doing what they do. "Everybody had to play point guard by committee last year. And I think having a few natural point guards on our team, that's going to help everybody."
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AFC Offensive Player of the Week, CJ Stroud, wearing his Astros hat, at tonight’s Rockets game against Dallas at Toyota Center.
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Kevin Durant fell and the WHOLE BENCH helped him up 😂😂😂 I’m going to love this team.
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60 years of @HoustonRockets Tradition #Rockets #AllFire 🚀
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Do I want generic NBA content? Yes. Do I want detailed Wizards content? No.
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Is it at all worth thinking about how the Protect College Sports Act billionaire is all in for the Texas railroad commission candidate who was trying to start a racist panic over non-white students at Texas <checks watch> five weeks ago? No probably not
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1-0 😄
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This show be having me IN TEARS lmao Charles Barkley: "You take away Giannis, Bam, Klay, and Wiggins, name me 3 Heat players.” Shaq: “Tyler Herro.” 😭😭
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The Washington Wizards are above .500 for the first time since November 28, 2022.
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Trump: As much as I can fall in love with a man, which isn't that much, I fall in love with Tim Scott.
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Rockets. Lift the trophy baby.
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Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous." Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."
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The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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