ALT a six panel comic. panel one: two women, one says “i should tell you i have a superpower. i can turn into a car” panel 2: the other woman says “what? that sucks. like if you go somewhere, you just have to sit in the parking lot until NO ONE is there so you can transform?” the first replies “yeah that would suck. that's not what i use it for” third panel: cut to a bar, a man says “hey any bitches wanna suck my weird dick?” the woman from the first panel says “man you're being gross. let's take this outside” fourth panel: the man is shocked his hat is flying off. there is a subaru. the man says “what the fuck did you turn into a car?” fifth panel: the man and woman are on the phone. “please tell me how you did it.” “no.” “can i see it again.” “no. my hand is a wheel rn.” sixth panel: the man is in a therapists office. he says “is magic real? you have to believe me i’m paying you to believe me. it wasn’t even cool it was stupid.” the therapist is thinking “im so excited to 5150 this guy”