@shmunky

Im an amazing Magician i got kicked out of hogwarts!!!!!

Joined February 2012
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@Chelseaswaine happy birthday babe xxx
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Any change of a RT, its my little girls birthday today ,she is 8 and a big fan of yours lol – at Crawley, England
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sponsor me guys for giving up alcohol for 1 month in January for cancer research justgiving.com/dryathlete-ki…. retweet
“@AlanHungover: Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side..” @ClintMoore10 dont mess with gem xx
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@ComedyPosts13 Dec 2012
You're only alive because its illegal to kill you.
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@ComedyPosts30 Nov 2012
I never make the same mistake twice I make it five or six times just to be sure.
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@ComedyPosts28 Nov 2012
The nicer you are, the easier you're hurt. So just be a cunt.
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@Rob_Willmer gargle salt water babe
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Chlo Perry@ChloPerry24 Nov 2012
Brain just sleeeeeeeeeep
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hello brother @ClintMoore10 can you please reply to my txs and stop posing in the mirror thanks xxx
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@ComedyPosts21 Nov 2012
You remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table.
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@ComedyPosts16 Nov 2012
I cannot help it but laugh when people fall down.
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@ComedyPosts15 Nov 2012
I'm eating just in case I get hungry in the future.
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@ComedyPosts15 Nov 2012
Other girls: I wanna be called gorgeous, not hot. Me: ehh, I'll take what I can get.
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@ComedyPosts15 Nov 2012
The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
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@ComedyPosts15 Nov 2012
Me: I talk to myself. Me: Same.
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