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Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀 Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom. “It’s got to be blowjobs.” Then she went further. “I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.” And then came the places. The studio soundboard. Planes. Under blankets. Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane. “No, I’m not actually.” She was talking about international flights. Lights out. Blankets. Waiting for everyone to fall asleep. Alex’s reaction? “Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
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Heidi Klum said her date put his DICK in a POPCORN BOX - while she was EATING from it 💀 Alex Cooper asked about the most cringe thing a man had done to get her attention. Heidi’s answer stopped the interview. They were at the movies. He had cut a hole in the bottom of the carton and held it on his lap. She said it made her laugh. She also made it clear she wasn’t turned on. Alex needed one more detail: whether they had sex afterward. Heidi said no. Then Alex asked if she had carried on eating the popcorn. That was apparently where the snack ended. “I think I was done by that point.” 😭
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Kourtney Kardashian was drinking Travis’s CUM FOUR TIMES A WEEK? 💀 She told a wellness practitioner that a doctor had suggested it for her thyroid levels. Four times a week. With Travis sitting right beside her. “I love this doctor.” But the couple were also discussing a cleanse that restricted sex. Kourtney said she missed caffeine. Sex. Exercise. Then she told her family they’d asked about exceptions. Oral sex? Hands? Feet? The follow-up questions were VERY specific. But one detail stayed unanswered. She explained what the doctor had recommended. We may never know whether she actually followed that advice 😭
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I post the wildest celebrity confessions every day. Follow so you don't miss the next one 👀
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Kim Kardashian tried her GRANDMA’S SEX ADVICE with Pete Davidson - then told Grandma she did it IN HER HONOR 💀 She and Pete were staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Sitting by the fireplace. Talking for hours. Then Kim remembered her grandmother’s advice about having sex in front of a fireplace. So she took it. With Pete. Then reported back to Grandma. “We had sex in front of the fireplace in honor of you.” Then came the question: “Not in the lobby?” Kim pointed out how creepy it was to think about your grandma before sex. MJ’s response? “I was younger once.” She said it TWICE 😭
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10M people watched this. None of them saw what she said next 👀 Too much for X 🔞 Uncut version on my Telegram: t.me/+mUYzuy4yMQM0ZmMy
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Notice how EASY it is for her to say this on camera. Now think about the woman next to you. She will NEVER say this to your face 🤐 She says “it was great.” “I’m just tired.” “I’m fine.” And you BELIEVE her. Until one day she’s cold, distant, and you have NO idea why. I dug through interviews like this one + the research behind them. Everything women admit when men AREN’T listening, in one guide: → why she STOPPED initiating (it’s not her libido) → what she wants in bed but will NEVER ask for → the 7 mistakes that quietly KILL her desire → a 30-day plan to get it back The Things She’ll Never Tell You 👇 theunsaidstore.sell.app/prod…
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You think THIS was wild? Wait till you hear the next part… tonight. Follow so you don't miss it 😭
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Hailey Bieber said she really likes DOGGY STYLE with Justin - but a THREESOME wouldn’t work for them 💀 Alex Cooper asked whether they have the same favourite positions. Hailey said it changes. One day it might be one thing. The next day, another. Then Alex asked her to name one - and ruled out missionary. “It's definitely not missionary.” “I really like doggy style.” But when the conversation turned to bringing in another person? “No.” She said the idea can sound fun and exciting, but it wouldn't work for the two of them. They'd worked hard to build their trust and bond. And she wasn't comfortable risking that. “Or him, for that matter.” Different positions. Same two people 😭
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Cardi B said she wants a THREESOME where she and another woman BOTH SUCK DICK AT THE SAME TIME - while making out 💀 Alex Cooper asked what fantasy she’d never admitted publicly. “I think I’ve done them all.” Then Cardi got specific. She wanted a “really pretty-faced girl” she actually liked. And she wanted them doing it TOGETHER. “Not just my turn, your turn.” She described making out and “clashing on it.” Cooper immediately picked up on the pretty-face requirement. Cardi’s explanation? “I’m very passionate.” “I like to make love.” Alex asked for a fantasy. Cardi gave her the full scene 😭
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This wasn't even the most shocking part of the interview 💀 posting it tonight. Follow to catch it
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Bonnie Blue’s mum said £1 MILLION A MONTH would change YOUR MORALS - and have you getting YOUR BITS OUT too 💀 Would she have chosen this career for her daughter? “No.” She said she was really shocked. But would she now want Bonnie doing anything else? “No, not at all.” Then she addressed the people leaving nasty comments. She said most of the time she just LAUGHS. In her view, their high morals wouldn’t survive a million pounds a month. “I don’t care what people say.” And there’s another detail in the documentary: Bonnie put her WHOLE FAMILY on the PAYROLL. They could give up their day jobs 😭
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Charlize Theron said she FUCKED A 26-YEAR-OLD at 49 - and called it “REALLY FUCKING AMAZING.” 💀 She said she’d probably only had THREE one-night stands in her entire life. Then came the review of her most recent one. “I’ve never done that.” “Oh, this is great. Okay.” She said she was having the kind of sex she never had in her 20s or 30s. But she wasn’t missing a relationship. Or the partnership people assumed she needed. Meanwhile, her verdict on dating apps? “A fucking clown show.” No Burning Man photos. No selfies showing off in a closet. Apparently, one 26-year-old did better than an entire dating app 😭
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Kesha said NO to TWO ATHLETES AT ONCE - “If I don’t like someone’s BRAIN, I can’t deal with their PENIS.” 💀 She said the two athletes wanted to hang out with her at the same time. And she initially thought she was ready for that kind of situation. She had her sex drive back. She wanted a “hoe phase.” Then she actually tried entertaining the idea. “I can’t.” “No, no, no.” She explained that being physically attracted to someone doesn’t work for her if she isn’t attracted to their mind. She called the situation a cute flirtation. But said she had misread HER OWN vibe. What did she actually want? One king. And until then? “Masturbate and meditate.” 😭
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This isn’t even the craziest part of the interview. Part 2 drops tomorrow, follow so you don’t miss it
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Alix Earle said her first BLOWJOB was so bad her boyfriend called it “THE WORST THING I’VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE” - and accused her of BITING HIS DICK 💀 Alex Cooper asked her to name her best skill in the bedroom. Alix said she was pretty good at giving head. “I have been told.” Then came the backstory. Her first boyfriend gave her a review she clearly never forgot. “That was horrible.” She said she was PETRIFIED. Then she got determined. “I studied.” She credited Call Her Daddy with helping her get better - and agreed that she now takes pride in her work. Cooper raised her drink. “I’m so proud of you.” She came on a podcast and got congratulated for doing her homework 😭
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Sophie Rain said her parents almost DISOWNED her for doing OnlyFans - then she paid off ALL THEIR DEBT 💀 Her parents met at HOOTERS. But when she showed them what she was doing, she said they were seriously upset. They worried about her safety. They asked whether someone was FORCING her. They thought she was being rebellious. Sophie said she explained that she owned her content, controlled what she put out and was doing it herself. They understood she was taking it seriously. Then came the financial update. ALL their debt. Paid off. She and Don Lemon joked about the reaction: “Oh, you’re fine.” “Okay, okay.” Then Don took the joke one step further: “When’s the new car?” “When’s the new car?” 😭
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LILY PHILLIPS’ DAD said they’d SELL THEIR HOUSE if she would QUIT PORN - and the conversation left her in TEARS 💀 He thought her OnlyFans was just swimwear and lingerie. “I thought that was it. I really did.” Her mum said they initially stood back because they wanted to keep their relationship with their daughter. But when it went further? “No, no.” Then her dad asked whether money was the reason. Because if it was, they were willing to sell their home. “You can have whatever you want, Lily, if you give it up now.” He said they also wanted to know she was SAFE. Her parents started questioning whether they’d done something wrong raising her. By the end, Lily was wiping away tears while they asked if she was okay 😭
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Adam22 admitted he FAILED Lena The Plug during their child's early years - and said he feels like the “biggest piece of shit” while discussing their SEPARATION 😳 In the full interview, he said he'd left too much of their HOME LIFE on her shoulders. She had called him out for treating work as his only family responsibility. Go to work. Come home. He said he couldn't even argue with her. Other men told him those expectations were UNREALISTIC. That he wasn't going to be that guy. His response? “I now understand what she needed from me for all those years.” He singled out the early years with their child. The years when, he says, he didn't come through for her. He was being told the expectations were too high. He was saying he hadn't done ENOUGH.
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BONNIE BLUE said she would have CONSENSUAL SEX with a RAPIST - arguing she'd rather he come to her than hurt someone who hasn't consented. “I'm offering out my body.” “I'm consenting to it.” She also said that being a rapist doesn't change just because a later encounter is consensual. Then she explained her position: she'd prefer that person have consensual sex with her than hurt and traumatise somebody else. That's the reasoning she gave in her interview with Liam Tuffs. Would that actually prevent someone else from being harmed?
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