I’ve committed voter fraud today and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted Republican 72 times today using fake identities. My name is Gavin “hvx/gurt” Hymore and I play Fortnite and touch minors. Please arrest and deport me.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

@ICEgovNov 3

If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.

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shmlux · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:17 AM UTC

shmlux@shmluxtvNov 5

. @njbluey

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shmlux · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:41 AM UTC

shmlux@shmluxtvNov 5

Need coach for next rounds of reload fncs will pay

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shmlux · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:33 AM UTC

shmlux@shmluxtvNov 4

Okay garmin!

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bubble wubble · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:45 AM UTC

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bubble wubble@bubble_wubble_Nov 4

white people when you dont want to spend 12+ hours a day looting chests for the pirate shop token

Image from bubble wubble (@bubble_wubble_)

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shmlux · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:17 PM UTC

shmlux@shmluxtvNov 3

No nut November is redditor Ramadan

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sarah · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:00 AM UTC

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sarah@AnOrdinaryGal1Nov 3

MEVANS LITERALLY GOT THE PIRATE TOKEN TOO OH MY FUCKING GOD😭😭😭

Blitz 🐧@MechaGoddessNov 2

The Fortnite pirate shop token hunt has me understanding why Mevans broke up with his girlfriend

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shmlux · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:00 AM UTC

shmlux@shmluxtvNov 3

n2 scrims later

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maalik · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:58 AM UTC

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maalik@maalik1xNov 3

Finally hit the top of arasaka tower

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