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i like cheese

Joined August 2011
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The Ouija Board got its name by a medium asking the board what it should be called.
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Pineapple juice is 5 times more effective than cough syrup at helping your throat.
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I was. Runnin' Thru the ship. With my Rose. xitter.cf/trevso_electric/status…
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Forgot lettuce and oils. HALF a slice of two cent cheese. And bread presumably from 1879.
Quick Chek just made me the most disgusting sub ive ever had. I couldve shit out something better. #badmood
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"The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." - Michelangelo
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stay lowkey, let people assume.
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eliminating my haters with febreeze
YESSSS
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im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)
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"@miilkkk: Lemme... Get a... Number 6 with my woes http://t.co/JcEutaGiMv" I'm scrEAMING @jordan_testa
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