um, me and the other crabs noticed that you were trying to get out of the bucket and that made us really sad :( it's pretty rude of you to try to get out of the bucket without us :(( if you could please just get back in the bucket that'd be great
Would you call the superintendent and light their ass up or start packing your child cold ham and cheese sandwiches?
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The depicted letter is a fabrication. No school that could possible meet the criteria (mascot, zip code, two word name) exists. The closest match is Columbia Elementary, however they do not employee a Mrs. Williams.
ces.columbiaschools.org/discover-our-s…
This is likely a hoax, engagement bait, or farce.
Believe it or not there was a time when "the government allows all crime" was enough to make a horror movie franchise
which "specific populations" i wonder
Long ago, the four condiments lived in harmony. Then everything changed when Frank's RedHot attacked
Hellmann's mayo
McCormick spices
Cholula hot sauce
Frank's RedHot
What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all.
I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
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Replying to @sailaunderscore
We never considered that the Whispering Earring might be an *upgrade* to the bottom quintile’s mental capacity
Thinking about the human moat that will remain once AGI-tier models are available. The question is "why would the AI companies sell you a subscription when they can just have the models go do xyz themselves?" I think the answers are: capital, oversight, and legal liability.
Oversight will soon matter less as models improve. This will be more about preference than technical decisions. You can hand over most of these decisions to the models if you want, but at the end of the day, you want things done in a certain way.
His Holiness recognizes the need for long-term episodic memory
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…

















